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Was listening to my playlist today while crying and the absolute banger known as the Duck Song came on. IT STILL WORKS YALL
I have this spotify list of sad songs that I listen to when I feel down and I forgot that I put the duck song in there to snap me out of my pity party. It works every time.
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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I only like cold apple tea with honey. The rest of the time I just drink water
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
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Tyson's Lockeroom Interview:
#LMAO#My dad and I burst out laughing when it came on#Is that immature? Probably-#BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT YALL 😭
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Creative way of saving camels from getting run over
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I'm surprised so many comments on this are saying she's NTA but of course almost every one of those comments also includes "people can have their kinks, it's just this particular circumstance makes it weird" like??? These people are so depraved. How is anyone watching porn like that okay? Regardless of whether they're a step parent or not it's fucking gross.
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@moonswolfie @toastless12 @sweetlyhell @rozz-eokkk @saturnspandorabox @vvdisturbed @hvbbabvbba @emilyserose
Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN
From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:
Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:
1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.
please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks
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I think people misunderstand "x fell first, y fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-
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Yayyy I got the awakening perfume
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