Text
So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
i want to sleep for 36 weeks
1 note
·
View note
Text
with regard to x reader fic: the operative fantasy should be to have a middle aged man bouncing on it regardless of the sex or gender of the reader. if he's domming you what's even the point go watch straight porn or get married or something.
#i wonder if you watched babygirl and had any thoughts#(i havent. but isnt it about beautiful nic kidman having good sex?)#anyway i have nothing to add to this but its a beautiful post
14 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Wanted to draw Writer’s Room Freddy Krueger, a nightmare described in the recent Red Letter Media Elm Street video
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
hey what happened here
jesus christ that jay bauman is fuckable
#this doesn’t even say anything. it had 2 notes when i went to bed. its the most horny non thought nothing post#the gang is all here (20 ppl)
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
i really like this josh guy idk
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
i’m just catching up and this is so funny
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fdc122e7fea052c4262564dde940b5de/cf95bd0ad42ab7f8-8d/s540x810/ef886a099f1c3a509d4efaa4e6dd0992bc871e7a.jpg)
1 note
·
View note
Text
mike stoklasa voice: i am going to make my two best friends, "guy with the most distinct voice in the world" and "guy who can't even do an impression of his own accent" compete to do impressions against "guy who does impressions professionally" and i am going to organize the game in such a way that they all suffer great psychological harm
128 notes
·
View notes
Text
jesus christ that jay bauman is fuckable
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
january is always the worst month of the year.
0 notes
Photo
John Turturro and Steve Buscemi joking around in Brooklyn in the late ‘90s.
1K notes
·
View notes