chemicalrejectboys

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imagine youre riley sowell. you grow up in the south of the us, your father beats you, your mom isnt in the picture. your drug dealing cousin gets you away from him and makes sure you get the education and opportunities you never had. you spend all your money on tuning your car. at one point you became a throuple with a law student and a mechanic, you are in a healthy relationship. you are now starting your masters and this dude shows up at your uni who wakes up a bunch of deadly ghosts, apparitions and other shit, but like, hes cool and he offers you a place to stay without rent because hes fucking loaded. you help him with his research because the ghost bullshit has something to do with his family history. somewhere in the middle of all of this he pays for your top surgery. then he fucking dies in the woods, everyone says its suicide and then the ghost dude's boyfriend shows up to figure out whether his boyfriend was murdered, he's like half a person at most, drags you right back into the deadly ghosts business, has a weird homoerotically charged dynamic with your cousin that you're definitely not being paid enough to deal with and somehow the fact that boyfriend guy thinks he's straight is the most fucked up part of it all.

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That's all folks

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I just love this little scene between Alastor and Niffty. Their crazy laughter is so fucking funny.

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'No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast'. The nerve to make this statement in front of two cannibal overlords.

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Gossip Girls

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I'm sorry I just cannot get over this so you're telling me

Lucifer stole a man's wife TWICE as GOD'S ANGEL

He was tempted to do it once which is already damning as hell

But he had the absolute AUDACITY

TO DO IT FUCKING A G A I N

TO THE SAME FUCKING MAN

WITHOUT REMORSE

WITHOUT REGRET

BRAGGING ABOUT IT IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE TO THE MAN'S FACE

B A S E D LUCIFER HELLO????

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He doesn't care at all

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Truly divorced dads

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Nifty saw a bug and said EXTERMINATE

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She can freely touch him

and make comments like that?

The shared hatred for that one particular person?

But also the mutual compliments?

Peak friendship if you ask me. They're truly besties ❤️

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Hazbin Hotel (S1: E8, The Show Must Go On)

Alastor VS Adam

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS INFORMATION

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Angel choosing to spend his last night with Husk PLEASEEEEEE

(for more huskerdust content check out my fic)

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He's such a fucking dork

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Can we talk about the fact Lucifer more or less implied he ate Lilith out in the Garden of Eden?

Because he’s that guy, he also implied he and Eve fucked. I don’t think it was just a sly reference to the apple. I believe he and Eve had a sexual relationship.

Adam, you were such a horrible husband. Your first and second wife chose the same man over you.

I am all for Eve x Lilith x Lucifer being a romantic throuple and were happy, at least for a time before things got bad. Before Charlie.

If I can’t get that in canon, I will make it my fanon. For all we know, Cain is Lucifer’s son!

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adam got killed long before nifty got him and it was at this moment

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