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Protip: if you get quarantined with your siblings do not go after them with the corona touch. You will get stabbed with a spoon. Does more damage than you think.

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90% of conversations with me

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Hey Sabrina,,,,,what the fuck

this is the video that made me insane

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real gamers don’t play video games

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My 10year-old sister told me to show her some pride flags so she could draw them with chalk. So far she’s done Ace, Trans, Bi, Pan, Poly, Non-binary, and Gender Queer

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i’m sorry i saw this stock photo and all i could think of was connor telling hank to stop eating burgers

[watch the cool timelapse of me painting this cursed image]

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LIEUTENANT!!! I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE IS…. FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD!!!!!

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Ya know I honestly came here for a good time but I'm feeling so attacked rn

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and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

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reblog if you love Patton sanders with your whole heart

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Y'all, it's 4/20 !! Can I get a YEEHAW !!!

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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Source More Ultrafacts

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Does anyone know what day it is today?

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Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.