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Dead… via /r/dank_meme http://ift.tt/2psz90E
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Propagation is going well
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Taking the Hillary approach to unemployment and walking around in the woods. #cashmeousside #funemployment (at Ijams Nature Center)
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i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.
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I got new glasses
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Best comeback
“My grandma was speaking to my grandpa in Spanish in line at a grocery store. Some lady behind her said, ‘Learn how to speak English. We’re in America.’ My grandma turned around and said, ‘Fuck you! Is that enough English for you motherfucker?!’”
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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
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I know it’s hard right now - but continue to look for the small moments of good in this world. We will need it to survive.
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