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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Me. Personally. I don't like eating the crust on pizza. Listen,, if I wanted to chew on a big piece of bread, I would have gone to Olive Garden

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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So what would happen if sydney ate an actual food that wasn't buttered bread . What if he tried to eat a hotdog. Would it just disappear in his hands? Turn into buttered bread as soon as he touches it? Would he disappear? so many questions

#chnt #sydney chnt #BUTTERED BREAD.#i don't need sleep i need answers #is it a metaphor for a sensory thing or

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Forces you to listen to my post-musical/body-switched azathoth headcanons you will listen you will listen you will listen you will li

-It lost it's omnipotence after they actually got to earth (Marly did too).. they could finally stop realizing /j

-It dresses so. weird. like .. some days it'll be in booty shorts that say 'INVADING DENMARK BE BACK SOON' on the back and a suit that's way too sparkly and some days it'll be in a crop top that says 'NASA' and neon green jeans

-They start modifying their mortal vessel as soon as they're able to understand the concept of money .. dying their hair, getting either Simon or Adil to help pierce it's ears, getting tattoos of strange symbols... a lot of stuff (of course it has blue hair and pronouns /j /ref)

-One day the band decides 'hey this guy really needs a makeover or something' and it goes through like. a Disney channel glow-up sequence kinda

-it looks fabulous btw

-its a better manager than bobby was i just know it

#rockabye #rockabye musical #imagine it's lost omnipotence being like. ok so you know how when you don't need to actually try in school to get good grades but then #you forget everything you 'learned' because you never really paid a lot of attention in class because you knew you'd do good and suddenly #it gets really hard for some reason? yeah like that #basically gifted kid burnout but you're just a silly creature #i don't have a favorite character why do you ask? /s /j #pushing my horribly dressed azathoth agenda

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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sometimes you just wake up and think of the perfect scene for your story. and then you remember you're not even done with the first chapter yet

#writing #this is why i have a document of lines/scenes i think of randomly #for me this is about a chnt fanfic im making.. what is happening to me /j

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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[dangles a shiny penny on a string in front of you] you want to ask me about my silly chnt fanfic.. you want to ask me about my silly chnt fanfic sooo bad

#chnt #i am going insane about it please /j #fanfic #i just wanna 💥 /pos??

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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I just know marisol has watched at least one starkid musical

#chnt #starkid #i noticed i haven't posted much about the chnt girls and i need to change that .. they're so cool #and a bit under appreciated /hj #she forced salem to watch firebringer with her i just know it #marisol yuchengco

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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The babadook but tumblr-sexymanly-er

Yes I gave it pointed ears. Yes I gave it pretty eyelashes

#the babadook #men deserve pretty eyelashes #even he deserves pretty eyelashes #i cannot get over this #art . art #o ur such a handsome young man can you give us a big smile?.. oh. please don't do that again /ref #no eyebrows we die like the dad

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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what if after azathoth (?? I forgor how to spell it just ignore that) switched bodies with Bobby it developed itz own horrid style of clothez ... like one day it showz up in the UGLIEST outfit the band has ever seen .. and they love it. they love the horrible outfitz

#rockabye musical #rockabye #i like the way its voice kinda sounds like a silly cartoon villain .. how does that voice also belong to bobby #i like to imagine the band is still together and they still practice in bobby(azathoth?)'s garage ...#i love this musical with like all of my heart tbh #azathoth(?) is delighted because. portable dunwich dolls spotify /j

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Rockabye hcs because i watched it last night and I love it sm

-Adil's favorite holiday is Halloween

-Calypso likes Oreos.. idk why.. they just do

-Marly writes fanfiction, Simon is the only one that knows this, Calypso regularly comments on their fics but they don't know it's her

-Xander watched The Notebook with Adil one time and cried (they cried too)(also he collects fancy old keys)

-Simon reads joke fanfic (Shrek × reader, toaster × reader, etc..) when he's not in a good mood .. (also he listens to shayfer james ..)

#rockabye #rockabye musical #I LOVE THIS MUSICAL SM OH MY G #adil foster just like me frfr #all characters with the last name blackwood are related I don't make the rules #if i did make the rules they'd still be related

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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forcing everyone in my life to listen to my headcanons about this man

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #professor hidgens #the man in the world....#im going crazy over him /j #he listens to will wood i just know it

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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rip noel gruber you would've loved cabaret

#ride the cyclone #rtc #cabaret #noel gruber #its taken over my life

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Somewhere out there is a writer sobbing because they've never broken a leg.. that writer is me

#writing #please... oh god /j #im writing a fic where a character breaks his leg but idk how that feelz waaa #screaming crying throwing things

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Rating sites where you can read fanfics

Wattpad: 7/10 I like that one Sweeney Todd meme book (maybe it's bc I've used it for so long)

AO3: 6/10 id rate it more if hfjONE fanfic didn't exist (also the filtering system is complicated tbh)

fanfiction.net: 10/10 it has the christian Harry Potter fic

DeviantArt: 2/10 who even reads fanfic on deviantart anymore (I read an Undertale fanfic on there once ,,)

Quotev: ??/10 this site doesn't exist /j

#fanfiction #vale rates stuff i guess #I've seen some disappointing stuff on AO3 SJCNANXA #kinda disappointed in the chnt side of AO3 too.. only kinda HSJCJAJCA

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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rtc au where everything is the same except right when Jane Doe goes to step into the portal. light. thingy. virgil runs across the room and scares everyone and they all. accidentally jump into the portal. light. thingy so then they all end up alive again

#rtc #ride the cyclone #this is the only way i can cope ok #im having rtc brainrot

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Somewhere out there is a worm asking her worm bf if he would still love her if she was a human

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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what if all of rtc is just ocean having a weird fever dream

#ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #this is the only way i can cope

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cheeze-whiz · 2 years ago

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Pro tip: Do not watch TGWDLM directly after watching Ride the Cyclone to cheer yourself up because you think it's going to be a funny musical with a happy ending. I learned the hard way

#the guy who didn't like musicals #ride the cyclone #musicals #im going to start screaming sobbing #WHY

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