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commander up being half robot is still the greatest theatrical plot twist of the twenty first century

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feels like if i ever made direct eye contact with John Mulaney, i would immediately tell him all of my secrets

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feels like if i ever made direct eye contact with John Mulaney, i would immediately tell him all of my secrets

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Hermione

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me at 12/13: it's so weird how I personally know dozens of incredibly beautiful girls but there are only like two decent looking guys in the world

me at 19: lol why did I ever think I was straight

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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

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i keep crying every time i look at his face

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the only str8 euphemism for fucking that’s valid for lesbians is “plowing” cuz we are an agricultural folk

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Joe.

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2018 Musical Theater Meme: character(s) you love to hate or hate to love

Anatole Kuragin and Hélène Kuragina 

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pooh: fat n lovable, love his friends

piglet: a good conduit for my childhood anxieties, loves their friends

eeyore: is depressed but LOVES HIS FRIENDS!!!

rabbit: gay, loves his friends

kanga: sweetheart, love her friends n son!!

roo: ADORABLE, loves his friends n mom!!!

christopher robin: he loves everyone n wants the best for them all!!

tigger: ok yall have seen a tigger movie right. he, quite possibly, is impossible to not love and care for he is LOVED he LOVES his FAMILY 

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Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas, 235.5 x 374 cm, Musée d'Orsay, Paris. Wikimedia Commons.

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Moody is the JJ Bittenbinder of Harry Potter

CONSTANT VIGILANCE=STREET SMARTS

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i know the thor fandom likes to paint loki as the bitchy fashion sibling because it’s so easy but let’s look at the FACTS here ladies….thor:

1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl 

2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other 

3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (��you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)

4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason 

5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail

6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok 

7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model 

thor is the fashion sibling..accept the truth 

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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.