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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
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caterina: i have made the Perfect Assassin
rook: you fucked up a perfectly good househusband is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety
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being an adult means I can use my big boy money (which is supposed to go towards stupid things like rent or food but who the hell does that) to force people to look at Melly.
look at her. she’s simply so Shaped
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