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these circles are cute and beautiful

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one time i was helping set up a party and we needed to put these clusters of balloons on rods and the person who was supposed to do it was mad nervous so i was like hey hey let me help. and i did help. and she was like wow how are you not scared of popping them? you’re a pro. and in that moment i was thinking like oh well it’s becuase i love them and i know them. but that came out as “oh it takes a lot more force than that, this is nothing don’t worry”

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wyd after smoking from this

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ok holy shit i need to fo to bed becusse it’s 7am (GOD) but i feel so mischievous tonight i need to bite her tummy with devious and playful intent. rararaarar

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Can i be a little not normal on here. is that allowed.

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she’s so cute here it makes me want to bite her. her tummy auugughghghghhhh

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betty could fuck up some shrimp i think. she’s a shrimp kind of person

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it’s soooo funny selfshipping with a character who only just recently officially split with her fiancé. like as in last month in real life. let’s ignore the finality of her goal and her reincarnation as a butterfly part and pretend she’s her original self again. she’s free now. baby come here let’s go get dinner together

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simon moved on so i can have betty. fuck outta the way gayboy

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60′s & 70′s Inflatable Plastic Furniture via: L’Utopie du Tout Plastique 1960-1973

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my wife………

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betty *crawling darkly

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omg babe kissing my knuckles? thats so--STOP licking my RING POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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okay so!

let's play a little reblog game. reblog with your favorite thing about the previous self shipper. could be their art or ship or their personality or whatever.

don't worry if you don't have much to say (it's the thought that counts!)

(no pressure to reblog either.)

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Hillo I am Batty.... let me be your epic goth mutual. I like freaks with 2 minutes of screentime who are usually only cartoons 👍

proship i kill you