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gotham baddies + text posts

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Feel The Mop

By now, voters are starting to realize that Rick can not live up to his ludicrous promises. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, stability, and humility. Most important of all, they have inspiration. World-famous children’s audiobook reader and Mop-endorser Gimberly Farkus said it best: We need to our movement. Yesterday, Mop needs you are leading in the next three weeks, we'll be on our movement. Thank you for being a critical day of voting begins. Yes, Wall Street has accomplished so grateful for being a contribution before a part of money. Thank you this email. Tell your community, to ensure our system. Please, contribute to the gap in our future strength and prosperity. Our team has it going! We need to take the broad support makes this email. This election and momentum and reforming our system. It could mean the polls. Today, Mop is amazing and we can't stop now. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. Make the right decision. Vote for Mop. We can do this, Cheekycunt69 #MopForABetterTomorrow #MopIn2016

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i mad a mop icon 4 mysel f!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lov this liserd

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Alright then, an apology I'll surely accept. But you're right, there would be things like that on here.

why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord

like ugh he’s such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, i’m not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?

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... you not recognizing this as satire is what assures me that you're the idiot here. Rude shit.

why i'm married to an oppressive shitlord

like ugh he’s such a meninist he always takes up 90% of the couch and when i spend 5 hours watching say yes to the dress he actually makes fun of it, can you imagine that???? and like when i punch him multiple times really hard as a cute joke, he punches back? WHAT AN ABUSER OF WOMEN and then today TODAY he said that he wants some homecooked food hello how triggering is that? like, i’m not your slave??????? #killallmen am i right?

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aren’t i so fucking cute with my purple flower eyes? monte bless circle lenses

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i have two new moles on my chest????

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*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo–

Me:

Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel–

me: 

Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha–

me: 

Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

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heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

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Since I’ve been playing HuniePop all day I’ve received multiple messages from 14 different steam friends trying to shit on my perfect waifus.

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i cringed so hard i feel actual, physical pain

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glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

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the world was so pink tonight i was in awe

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if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.