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Broke: it’s a sex joke

Woke: he’s calling Phil old again 😌

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why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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it’s about time

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love how phil was like i’m working on my self confidence and loving my appearance. we all should learn to love ourselves. no one cares how you look and you are amazing just the way you are. anyway, so this couple was fucking outside my hotel window and the guy lasted barely five mins lol loser

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I wouldn't be surprised if after the book promo is all done, Dan admits he and Phil aren't together and disappears again. He's been kind of hinting that he's in a period of experimenting and sleeping around and he doesn't wanna settle down until he gets it out of his system. Not really something someone in a committed long term relationship would do.

Some of us really are not seeing the same man

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why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

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Me, sitting down with my coffee in front of the computer and the multitude of things I need to get done:

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🍂*wakes up and stretches realizing my new form*🍂

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*softly but with feeling* yesssss

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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Somebody probably already did this a year ago, but I recreated some Dan & Phil merch and their IKEA bedsheets in Animal Crossing.✨

I'll probably add more in the future :)

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please take this very important survey i made it’s Are They Siblings Or Dating: Dan And Phil Edition ok thank you

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Dan:

honey (derogatory)

fuck you, you fucking bitch (affectionate)

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