in my house i'm the one who has to remind my mother not to eat snacks after eating dinner -_-
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what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?
wedding ring
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my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
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reverse mermaids though
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SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING
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Music is a safe kind of high.
Jimi Hendrix (via asapkingsofparis)
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I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and
google knows what’s up
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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny
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me: dad can I-
dad: ask your mother.
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me: mom can I-
mom: ask your father.
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