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Starting my speech at the Omelas city counsel with a child acknowledgement statement
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every single photo I see of Kirby, the baby Asian elephant born at Houston Zoo, is absolutely killing me




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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake, they said it was fhqwhgads
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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+bonus Yeah, Jean-Luc, your presence is not necessary anymore.
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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
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