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hoo but they got to cuss:

“On the bright side,” Percy said, “both Jason and I out rank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut the fuck up.”

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michone is better than me fr because if i went all that way for rick for him to say ‘uhh actually i’m not coming home to the kids’ one of wouldn’t have made it out of that conversation alive

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another rough day for them…

i just know it was rough in the apollo cabin when the news hit that one direction broke up

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thinking about how annabeth would prob be so excited her actor made it onto the nyt crossword

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realizing that part of the reason michone probably went to the prison was because she saw the formula and thought of her son </3

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things i would introduce the maze runner characters to after they left the maze

thomas:

baja blast

roblox

tiktok filters

newt:

zoloft

taylor swift

that one photo of vinnie hacker and noah beck

minho:

tiktok thirst traps

stacking in uno

“where my hug at”

gally:

a call of duty lobby

andrew tate

sexy red at max volume (just to piss him off)

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someone please get the percy jackson cast to recreate those horrible harry potter promotional photos 😭😭

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fuck the feeling of fireworks for a first kiss, find you someone who makes you explode a volcano

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camp halfblood cabins as stereotypical high school kids:

zeus: the jock who the female english teacher is definitely in love with

poseidon: class clown but not on purpose

demeter: wore flower crowns

ares: the hot cheeto girls

athena: teachers pet

apollo: awkward band geek

hephaestus: had rolling backpacks

aphrodite: the popular cheerleader

hermes: carries a speaker in their backpack

dionysus: weird theatre kid

hades: posts “don’t hmu only real ones know what’s up” on snapchat

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i feel so bad for nico but not because the god of misery told him he was perfect but because dionysus, the god known for not giving any fucks gave one when he heard about nico’s trauma

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if you ever feel embarrassed just know that it’s cannon nico tried to get the satyrs to set up a date for him and will but they threw him a coming out party instead.

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it’s always “oh will became a cabin councilor at 12 right after losing all his siblings in a war” and never “the stoll brothers were the same age when they were forced into leadership and betrayed by their older brother. they had to persuade the dozens of unclaimed children they were now responsible for to not join kronos.“

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no bc i KNOW jason has that rich man yacht laugh

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headcannons that covid-19 started because zeus sent the god of healing and disease down to earth as a mortal for awhile

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jason grace and piper mclean:

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it’s all fun and games until season three comes out and someone edits zoe nightshades death to yellow by coldplay (“look at the stars, look how they shine for you”)