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My language app, trying to be helpful: Du

The ghost of Till Lindemann haunting my brain: DU HAST

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Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

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reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night

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Get to know me!

Send me any of these emojis!

👋🏻 What’s your name? 🎂 When’s your birthday? ⭐️ What’s your zodiac sign? 🏡 Where were you born? 😶 What’s your ethnicity? 👄 What’s your first language? 👤 What’s your gender? 🌈 What’s your sexuality? 💋 What is your romantic orientation? 👕 What’s your favourite type of clothing? 👢 What’s your favourite type of shoes? 🕶 What’s your favourite accessory? ☂️ What’s your favourite type of weather? 🐾 What’s your favourite animal? 🐉 What’s your favourite mythical/extinct creature? 🌲 What’s your favourite plant? 🌷 What’s your favourite flower? 🍎 Favourite fruit? 🥐 Favourite foreign food? 🍟 Favourite fast food place? 🍪 Favourite sweets/candy/snack? ☕️ Tea or coffee? 🏒 Do you have a sporty hobby? ⛸ Ice skating or roller skating? 🏅 What’s your best achievement? 🎼 Do you play any musical instruments? 🎨 Would you call yourself an artist? ❤️ Are you single or taken? 💛 Who is your best friend? 💔 Who has broken your heart? 🖤 Do you hate anyone? 💚 Are you optimistic or pessimistic in problematic situations? 💙 Introvert or extrovert? 💜 What do you look like?

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I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

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she wanted cuddles but she wouldn’t stop her egg song

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Remember cat no like banana?

Well she’s doing well and is now a mother!!!

As you can see her babies take a lot from their mommy.

You can find her on twitter (https://twitter.com/orthoraccoony) and whatever vk is!!! (https://vk.com/angrycatnobanana).

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Crow babies are important

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he needs more support

look at this child. this is a jaguarundi, one of the lesser known wild cat species.

look at this mink cat. look at him.

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AYYY another Palette & Expression Meme, look at that. You may have to zoom in for details lol. 81 Expressions and 50 Palettes, go nuts guys. And since I know I will eventually get this question (or I won’t and people will just do it anyway) ASK ME before reposting. I may or may not already have it wherever it is you want it. Yes you may also just use it for practice. I personally will not be taking requests for this one as I’m trying to focus on getting commissions so I can afford a new computer~