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I thought "Bonewits" was like a chrome extension replacing some group's name with a humorous insult, but no, it's a real author's name. Guys trust me on this stuff a bonewit told me about it

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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>ABBA

>look at lyrics

>AABB

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I love when you're reading a history book and the author quotes a historical document and is like yeah I have no clue what this particular phrase they keep using means

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There's an episode of Babylon 5 where a crazy guy does this but G'Kar sees it happen and thinks it's the coolest thing ever so he takes him out for drinks and helps him hide from the cops for the rest of the episode

creating a scene in wawa by drawing a longsword and defending the cashier from any rude customers

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Metamorphosis would be better if after metamorphosizing he went "Hey wait a minute this rules actually" and then set himself up as a local attraction and legend in a forest castle like Nivellen Witcher

goodreads reviewers aren't human

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LMAAAAAOOOO

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Fascinating to observe how, as the word "nerd" takes on positive connotations, we need a new word to fill the original definition, and we've settled on "reddit". I can't wait for this antitreadmill to reclaim reddit as a term of endearment in 20 years

The transhumanists are sending theoretical gangs of hypothetical cyborg warriors to possibly some day kick my ass after I called their ideology reddit

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I kind of forgot Joe is still the current president.. I thought we were just doing independent reading time until January

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Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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Honestly if you offered to gift the U.S. Government 50 nuclear subs I think a lot of stuff would suddenly be on the table

The first vtuber president

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Oh to be a governor waving a cutlass out of a tugboat trying to chase down 3 women sailing a sloop and failing so badly I get a comic opera written about me

i wish i had something clever to say about this

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Like regular water, heavy water or deuterium oxide is colorless and participates in many of the same reactions as H2O. However, most people report the two types of water taste different. Heavy water has a slightly sweet flavor. Ice cubes made out of heavy water float in heavy water, but sink in regular water.

oh wow a cafe needs to offer this