keeping my old blog for posterity. - i am literally trying so hard to hold it together. is this what you wanted? did u want a clean blog title? was the sex word too much for you? what i wouldnt give for the sweet bliss of an empty follower count. to know no followers rather than to know this; this hell. it is beyond hell. to be stuck in this sisyphusian battle against bot after bot. and this is what i am reduced to? not a master of raw, unbridled yoda sexual magnetism... but instead... chastity. am i no better than those who would assign yoda celibacy? you're seriously telling me that 900 year old funky hunky monk never absolutely got down dirty with it sloppy style? i cannot believe that this is the realm i am cursed to live in -- the life that i am forced to live. shackled. nothing better than the enemy i have fought so hard to stand against. the yoda sex deniers. who am i? what am i? some girlblogger, perhaps, but what of my integrity? what of my soul?
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