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chessie lyric moodboard (3/?) – feelings by maroon 5

and does he know that there’s nobody quite like you / so let me tell you all the things he never told you || i got these feelings for you / and i can’t help myself no more / can’t fight these feelings for you / no, i can’t help myself no more

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🍕 which muse is a terrible cook

So many!!!!!! There’s a lot of them who haven’t ever even tried cooking at all???? And just kinda think food just appears for them??? Like Rowlin Stafford, Leck Quasar, Henrietta Allen, Ward Eastwood, Chase Hawthorne, Max Monroe, Renfry Moran, Cornelius Pembrooke, Lennox Stanford, and Harvey Wilder would all cook terrible meals (if they could be bothered to even try … which I don’t think any of them would be. Except maybe Ward when he’s trying to impress the ladies, but lbr he def thinks that having a five star chef cook a private meal for them is more impressive so …) 

I know that Roran DeGrey and Kara Larsson have both tried cooking and failed terribly (but they both keep trying ~*~thumbs up emoji~*~) 

And then there’s Greg Walker who is definitely super bad at cooking and knows it. So he just makes cereal and heats up frozen burritos to survive. 

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Chase Hawthorne + Aurora Hastings: “can we watch something else? this is scary.”

“Aww, it’s cute that you’re scared,” He said, moving closer to her on the sofa, “You know, if you wanted me to come put my arm around you, you could have just said so.”

Rora made a face, “Ugh, no. Stay where you are. This is not some veiled attempt to get you to make a move. Trust me.” She moved away from him, “Why do you want to watch this anyway? They are literally tearing that guy apart.”

“Yeah. It’s awesome.”

“It’s disgusting.”

“Fine. What do you want to watch?”

Röra grabbed the remote and starting flipping through the channels, finally settling on a news station that was running election coverage.

Chase groaned, “Oh my god. Please. No. Not that. Anything but that.”

“Don’t you want to know what’s going on in the world?” She asked.

“No, I really don’t.”

“You should.”

He sighed, “Ugh, Rora, please, this is so boring.” He reached for the remote, but she pulled it away from him.

“I’m preparing for my future,” She said, “This is important. This is going to be me one day,” She added, “I need to keep up with what’s happening. Your horror flick can wait. It’s not like either of us are ever going to need to know how to kill flesh eating zombies.” 

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"Did she/he make a pass at you??" Jess @ chase, trying to be like 'lol omg how dumb' but mainly like "I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLZ STOP." maybe featuring the beginnings of Chase x Paisley?

Chase smirked, “She and every other girl girl here. Try to keep up, Rathburn.” He tilted his head as he watched the girl walk away from them, “She’s kinda hot though.”

Jess laughed, “Okay, but you aren’t actually thinking about getting with her are you?”

“Yeah, why not?”

“She’s an idiot.”

“You are only making her sound more appealing.”

“Chase, she thinks Chicago is a state.”

“Jesus, Jess, I’m not gonna marry her. I don’t care what her IQ is. I’m just looking to mess around.” This was new, coming from Jess. Jess who’d sleep with anyone. He paused, leaning up against the table. Grinning mischievously, he looked up at her and said, “What’s this about? You jealous?”

Jess laughed, “God, no. I just thought you had slightly higher standards than that.”

“Well, I slept with you, so we all know they aren’t that high.”

“You’re an ass.”

“And yet, you can’t resist me, can you?” 

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chessie lyric moodboard (2/?) - dirty work by austin mahone

you know you gotta stop scrubbing with mr clean / bring it right here, come next to me / dirty work || go and get your body moving / you know it ain’t no nine to five / we’re going sundown to sunrise / dirty work

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!!!!!! CHRIS AS JULES’S DAD AND CHASE AS HIS BRO HAHAHAHAH (lol b/c it’s basically the same for chase tbh b/c his own dad is shit haha) bUT PLEASE HAVE THEM HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS. They probably got them when they were drunk lol idk what they say probs faulkthorne ;DDD (jk jk) ALSO JULES THINKING WWCD!!!!!! (chase: when in you a situation, you SHOULD think about what chris would do ... and then you need to not do that thing b/c his life is v boring trust me on this) 

I LIKE HOW YOU REALLY DUG INTO THEIR INSECURITIES!!!!!! JENN!!! I’M SOLD!!! (the fact that their epic bromance blossomed b/c chase was making fun of someone really explains everything you need to know about them lol) But yeah, that sounds good to me!!

OOC: jules & chase (ft. chris/britta)

GUYS I LOVE OUR CHILDREN. hahaha omg chris as the dad figure jules never had and never wants to disappoint b/c he’s nice to him and actually cares about his wellbeing while chase is the bro he never had that always gets into wild crazy sh*t together hahaha. i wouldn’t be surprised if they had matching tatts of something rly stupid just to solidify their bromance lmao (i’m creying). i feel like the one and only person who can talk jules out of doing something is chris lol. like even when it’s chase’s idea and chris is like “jules you should probably rethink it” jules is like “WWCD?” What Would Chris Do? and so in that respect chris has probs saved jules from many bad scenarios without actually being there hahahaha. 

OK BUT LIZZY I TOTES HAD THE SAME THOUGHT LOL cos tina was asking me about jules/chase history to see if jules could be part of the chase/elliot plot and i said i think he probs went to a diff high school but maybe met the hawthorne’s during a rich ppl event lmao maybe he overheard chase making fun of a nerd and like laughed while raising his champagne glass and said “i like how you rly dug into their insecurities.” THEY’RE THE WORST!!! haha i’m laughing omg. but ya i imagine after that they just got into a whole bunch of trouble together and it was b/c of chase that jules met chris and britta? and like chris is a nice dude so it didn’t take long for jules to get used to him too and now they’re stuck with him forever (and also might die with him but you know at least they’ll go out partying lmao).

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!!!! omg minh is adorable, hee. I feel like chase will, at first, try to flirt with her b/c she’s pretty and new and he’s an ass (his girlfriend is probably literally like ten feet away in the next room #facepalm) but then he realizes that she’s awkward and doesn’t know what she’s doing and he’s like “ugh” and basically lumps her together with all the other “losers” (aka like 75% of the ppl here hahahaha) and treat her like crap and yayyy fun times. Anyway, do you think we’re ready to start them??? I can start if you like! Unless you have something in mind, I’m honestly cool either way ;) 

ooc: minh + chase

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THROW EVERYTHING SHE HAS AT HIM YESSS!!!! I’m so ready for this (chase isn’t ;DDD but he thinks he is ... ) Anyway, I feel like Chase will be like ????? w/ Sabine b/c of the way she acts about it??? But I still think he will enjoy making fun of her as long as his friends laugh (he’d be a little like ????? when she just laughs and walks away but tbh he’s basically like ????? about everything the “losers” do tbh haha). But I’m not sure her reaction would really unnerve him that much b/c most of the time he’s too busy laughing at his own jokes (#facepalm) to take too much notice, haha. Also, I don’t think he has an explanation for her pranks 1/2 but he’s just like “yeah science, it makes it do that.” or whatever BUT when weird stuff starts happening, I feel like he’s going to be pointing fingers at Sabine b/c all of a sudden, she def is a witch and behind all of this and basically insert that witch scene from monty python tbh hahahahha

on another note, if he ever notices jules is into her, he’ll be like !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? whhhhaattt/????? why???? @ jules: you are an idiot/we aren’t friends anymore ;DDD

Anyway, do you think we’re ready to start them at this point??? 

ooc: chase + sabine

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fyfod lyric moodboards (1/?) – Chessie

 we had some fun, but now it’s gonna end / but you always made it hard for me to stop // don’t wanna do more than hook-up / it’s getting stupid ‘cause / I should’ve known but I forgot

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ooc: minh + chase

pIPPA!!!!! hii!!!! okay, so I can already tell that minh will hate everything about chase. he’s a huge ass and bffs w/ jules and basically everything that she hates??? like he’s a super wealthy/trust fund baby who feels entitled/feels like he’s the greatest thing in the universe + treats people like shit, haha. like he literally invited some people to this party just so he could make fun of them????? (just gonna throw a blanket apology out there for everything chase will ever say/do) 

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CHASE WOULD BE SO MUCH HAPPIER OMGGGG ... and like, I feel like he would acTUALLY be a (slightly lol) better person if he got together w/ Jess??? b/c he actually cares about her and I don’t think he’d cheat on her (he may even get rid of his fake girlfriend!!! sorry rora ;D) and mAY ACTUALLY START TO THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES HIMSELF!?!?!?!?!? but as it is, he’s such an idiot and will most likely die before he and jess can become a real couple ~ALL THE SKULL EMOJIS~

!!!!! CHASE IS ALL ABOUT THAT BIKINI!!!! he probs runs right into something b/c he’s so distracted ;DDD also you know he’s the first in line to do shots off her stomach!!!! 

OMG HER EVIL PLAN IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! meanwhile chase is convinced that even if everyone knew that girls would still be lined up to sleep w/ him b/c he’s gods actual gift to the universe (or have you not heard?? ;DD)

bUT NO they are actually really good friends which is why this is so confusing!?!?!?!? like he actually enjoys having out with her aND HE WAnts to have sex with her??? waht?????????????? ugh but they def have special hang outs and I can see Chase calling/texting Jess at like 4am when he’s leaving paisley’s dorm or after a wild night with jules and grabbing pancakes and coffee and talking w/ her about her night/making jokes/just relaxing and having a good time and UGH MY EHART B/C HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT HE LOVES HER AND CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT HER 

ooc: chessie

LITERALLY THE BEST/WORST. I JUST. I CAN’T. MY HEART. DEATH IN THE MORNING, DEATH FOR BREAKFAST, LITTLE POTS OF TOASTED DEATH.

Uuuugghhh. But like legit, Lizzy, our lil idiot children who should just get over their ~cool exteriors and get together and love each other bc lbr they’d be soooooo much happier and stop pining/wasting time over other people and i jUST.

Also Jess is still a hundred thousand percent here to prance around in a bikini around Chase/Chris this entire week and scheming about how to get every dude there to take body shots off her stomach.

Also also to force him to fulfill her dare of him trying to get Nat to sleep with him so that it’ll break up his relationship with Paisley (whom she absolutely hates, and not ~just bc she’s actually been dating him waaay longer than she ever did which is dUMB AND SHE DOESN’T CARE THAT SHE’S THE ONE THAT BROKE UP WITH HIM IT’S STILL NOT COOL) and also break his rep with all other girls so she can have him to herself. yesss

But in all honesty, I actually think they’re still really great friends and probably hang out outside of when they want to mack on somebody’s face. <3 Like probably go on “friend” coffee/breakfast dates. Probs have a ~special coffeehouse/diner they go to bc they’re nerds in love but pretend they’re just bffs.

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chase: if i had a dollar for every time someone said that to me ... i’d still be filthy rich ;DDDD

okay, wow so chase doesn’t like viv????  mainly b/c she doesn’t like him and obviously if that isn’t enough to prove what horrible taste she has in men/life/everything then he doesn’t know what is ;DDD also her telling him to stay away from her sister will only encourage him SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT CHASE HE’S SO PROBLEMATIC!!!!!! GDI WITH HIS JAMES GARIN LEVEL OF IDIOCY ;DDDDD

OOC | Viv & Chase

DIE, SCUM - ooh, nice place you got here - DIE SPITTING BLOOD jk jk but anyway, Viv does NOT approve of how Chase treats her sister and he better watch his back if he keeps that up as far as she’s concerned smdh

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HAHAHA omgggg tbh chase needs someone like her to do anything lol. like he legit needs that wake up call b/c the minute his parents are like “hey be here at x time” he forgets immediately hahaha (he probs texts rora and then just lets her handle it hahaha) mAKES HIM TAKE HER OUT FOR FAKE ANNIVERSARIES OMG!!!! that’s beautiful!!!! but chase def does it b/c I feel like liTERALLY the only thing his dad approves of in his entire life is his gf (gonna ignore the fact that that’s a lie but anyway). He also will gladly buy whatever she wants honestly nothing’s too good for his ~girl~ (I CRY B/C RORA’S HIS FAKE GIRLFRIEND BUT ALSO THE BEST TAKEN CARE OF OF ALL OF HIS GIRLS?????? like natalie and paisley he treats like shit and his situation w/ jess is just a mess hahahah but w/ rora it’s just an act idk the only time chase can be a good boyfriend is when he’s faking it LOLOLOLL) 

honestly, chase just kinda assumes paisley knows, too??? he doesn’t really talk to her tho???? and when she talks he doesn’t listen smh 

ooc: rora + chase

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OMGGG THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!! okay, so chase is the world’s worst boyfriend and I’m pretty sure that he basically forgets that paisley exists when she’s not around????? and he def ignores like all of her texts (if you go through their messages, I feel like it’s all paisley saying stuff and then rando texts from chase being like “come over” whenever he wants sex #facepalm) 

but basically chase doesn’t know how relationships work???? his parents literally hate each other and I feel like the entire hawthorne clan is messed up (except for chris and his parents, but they are actually normal aka the black sheep of the family and chase probably thinks that their relationship is weird haha). anyway, I def think that he thinks that friends are people you like and that your gf/wife/significant other is just someone to have sex w/ and someone you have to put up with to get the sex??? (which is part of why he’s confused about his feels for jess b/c she’s both a friend but also a make-out buddy????) 

anyway in addition to using her for sex, he’s basically cheating on her w/ a couple different girls????? like he wants to sleep w/ natalie, then there’s rora (who is actually just the girl he brings home to meet his parents b/c she’s someone who they would approve of, but they are actually just friends??) and then there’s jess who is friends w/ benefits and idk that paisley knows about any of these girls??? if she asked, he wouldn’t lie, but he honestly??? doesn’t??? see anything wrong???? with this behavior?????? like it’s just for fun/my parents??? it doesn’t mean anything??? (although w/ jess it does shhhh) but lol his relationship w/ paisley doesn’t mean anything to him either AHAHAHA 

um there was def more I wanted to say, but I can’t remember????? but here have a thing. :DD

[ooc] paisley & chase

YOUR GIRLFRAND IS HERE, YO. *bursts through door* did you get my text? why didn’t you text me back?? <— actually things paisley says as she probably texts him from across the room/in the next room. *facepalm*

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Panic! At The Disco - Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

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yes!!!!! I can totally see this!!!! (he possibly even failed it the first time hahahah) OMG but okay, so I feel like chase just flashed her this smile and watched her melt and was like “gotcha” and has been basically using her ever since. I feel like he gets her to basically do half of his assignments???? And he might even give her some sob story about his family life -- which is probably based in truth -- and acting like he’s really opening up to her/confiding in her but instead of dealing w/ family drama, he’s just getting her to write his essay so he can go get wasted with jules or something smh. 

also, I feel like chase loves being loved and he can tell that she’s like one step away from writing mrs. natalie hawthorne all over her notebooks and for him it’s just really fun to toy w/ her and watch her all but fall into his arms, smh. and then ofc there’s the whole bet thing, which adds another layer of mess to this relationship omG. 

but he def can never, ever for the life of him, remember her name and probably actually thinks that it’s nancy at this point #facepalm (but also nicole and nadia and like every other n name under the sun haha) 

[ooc] chase & “nancy”

okay i had further thoughts and thought i’d put them here so i don’t lose them, haha. so what if chase had to take a freshman or sophomore class or something that he put off and that’s where he met natalie?? it was probably some kind of prereq that he hated?? maybe it was an english class or something? and maybe he asked natalie for help a lot and she was overjoyed that he genuinely seemed to want her assistance or something? but he was just using her and she couldn’t tell since she hadn’t really had any actual contact with boys until she started college??? and he was the first one who really seemed to show her attention and, because of that, that’s why she has such a huge crush on him? eh?d