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No need to jostle Hunk too much. If the yellow paladin was queasy under normal circumstances then a drunk state was down right dangerous to toy with.

     “Cereal and goo?? HA! You’re joking!”

Hunk nuzzled the ground that he lied on. Feeling the gentle vibration from underneath him. He was in and out of sleep from the entirety of the ship. If Yellow was here. His lion would be sorely disappointed in him for letting Lance convince him to drink.

How would he know that going to the pub was one of them?

“You should just put Red on autopilot.”

Lance snickered. “Autopilot. Psha! This is space! What’s the chance of me running into anything out here?” And right as he said that a space ship went past so close that Red growled out loud. Lance yelped and swerved quickly before getting the big cat level and flying smoothly again. “You know what?” Lance slid the controls into their starting position and pushed a button. “Autopilot sounds alright.”

He got out of his seat as Red took over and steered their way home, “Aw man... Are you alright over there?” He moved to crouch next to Hunk. “Man you are plastered. How much of that stuff did you have?” Sure Lance was feeling the buzz too and his body was warm and fuzzy. but Hunk seemed waaay worse than just a little drunk. Lance reached out and patted the yellow paladin’s shoulder.

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The big robot lion got up on his paws and crouched down while opening his mouth to let them both inside.  

      “By fun. You mean wasted?”

Hunk stumbled his way inside the lion. Only to fall onto the floor, “Home sweet home.” The yellow paladin temporarily forgot that he was not at home but at the red lion, “This place is better than that party downstairs.” He strokes the floors lovingly. 

“If I get a headache. You’re so making me breakfast in the morning.” Hunk would normally not let Lance near an oven but he was too drunk to realize what he was saying.

“Wasted. Fun. Same word really!” Lance kept his voice light. He didn’t want Hunk to worry. It wasn’t like they were in any trouble. Red would take them home and they would sleep this off. Tomorrow Hunk would remember the more enjoyable parts of the evening and all would be well. “You just stay here.” Lance crouched down and patted Hunk’s shoulder. “And let Lancey Lance drive.”

Springing to his feet Lance stumbled just a tiny bit as he flung himself to the pilot seat. He flopped down and felt Red questioning him in the far back of his head. He gave the lion a reassuring thought and took the controls. “Sure!” He called back to Hunk. “How does cereal and goo sound?” With a snicker he pulled gently on the controls and they rose into the air. No need to jostle Hunk too much. If the yellow paladin was queasy under normal circumstances then a drunk state was down right dangerous to toy with.

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“Hunk! Sleep is for the weak! Now is not the time to lazy about and yawn away the hours!” Lance was already dressed and he had his legs crossed indian style as he sat with his phone pressed to his ear. “Get up or I’ll start singing for you.”

“You’re my favorite person to call as soon as I wake up.”

“I might be more impressed if I was already awake.” The one day Hunk tries to lay in and he’s being woken up anyway. Still, it is flattering even as he yawns. “Gimme a few to wake up, would you?”

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@lionofvalor continued from here

The plan for the day had been going so well. He looked awesome, he felt like a winner, his hair was fabulous. The timer on his wrist was counting down. From what had been years was now only hours left.

Today was the day. He would get into the fighter class at the Garrison Flight School and he would meet the sweetest hunny of his life that would be that perfectly special someone just for him.

At least... That had been the plan.

Until now.

They didn’t call his name. well it was just the first name. He would have to wait until they came to M. Lance took a short breath to try and calm himself but his heart was racing. He glanced down on his wrist and the minutes were ticking down. His soulmate was here. He knew it. His future was here. The names kept being called out. The fighter pilots. He looked up and focused on the names being called out. His had to be there. He knew he had gotten in. He was one of them. One of the new fighter pilots. That was him. They called another name. Not his. Keith Kogane. An exemplary student and talented pilot and skilled soldier.

Lance licked his lips nervously. Then it had to be him. It had to be. It...

Cargo Pilot. That was what they said. Cargo pilots. “No...” He whispered under his breath but the first name out of the instructors mouth was his. That couldn’t be right. He hadn’t expected to be a cargo pilot. He wanted to fly missions to space and go on exploration trips around the solar system. He wanted to run rescue missions. He wanted to be like his heroes. The names of the class of cargo pilots kept being counted up. One by one. His had been first. Lance clenched his fists and forced himself to smile anyway. Top of the cargo pilot class wasn’t so bad was it?

Not until the last name had been called and the students were starting to disperse did Lance finally breath normally again.  They were all moving to find where they needed to go and gather up all their information. That was what Lance should do too. Something poked at the back of his mind and he froze, eyes growing wide as he realized something. He quickly pulled up his hand and checked his wrist where the timer was counting down. Where it had stopped counting down. Where it now said zero.

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Neon lights danced across the floor and they had to swerve for a pair of drunken dancers that were spinning in circles. “Just a few more tics and we’re there.”

    “I think I prefer the meetings over this—”

Hunk waved his hand sporadically over to the bar, “I cannot believe, as usual…” The yellow paladin began to slur his words as he dragged his feet over to the blue lion, “You dragged me into your shenanigans. I DONT EVEN know how you do it.”

“I’m not worried about RED. I’m worried about Allura finding out what we did.” They’ll have hell to pay. He didn’t want to get caught under his state. Hunk was both ashamed and embarrassed for drinking what he had thought to be juice.

It had taken a bit of loving and very affectionate begging to get Hunk to go out with him but the coaxing had been relatively easy. “As I remember it you said you would rather go swim in a sewer than stick around for that meeting. A club sounded a whole lot more fun that any sewer I could think of!” The went through the door and out into the cool fresh night air. Red wasn’t far away thankfully.

Lance adjusted his grip on Hunk and held him tighter to keep him up. “Allura knows we are under a lot of stress and she would have wanted us to have fun!” a little too much fun in Hunk’s case apparently. “Didn’t you have fun dancing at least? I had fun dancing.” Lance cheered on with a smile on his lips. The particle barrier of the Red lion fell as the two of them came closer. The big robot lion got up on his paws and crouched down while opening his mouth to let them both inside.  

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Soulmate AUs

Send in a soulmate AU for a starter, or send in a 💖 for a random one

1. Red String of Fate: The ring finger of soulmates are connected by a red string. Some people can see them and some can’t. The strings gain more threads once the soulmates find each other, but if one soulmate starts to die, the threads will slowly turn black and fade away.

2. Light Up My Heart: Soulmates find each other by affectionate touches causing their chests to glow. It’s impossible for either soulmate to light up if one or both is constantly hurting the other. The touches must be gentle.

3. First Words: The first words your soulmate will say to you are on your wrist in their handwriting. Good luck finding them when it’s something generic.

4. First and Last Words: You have your soulmates first words to you on one wrist and the last words they’ll ever say to you on the other. You have no idea which is which, but they are quite ominous.

5. Tally Marks: (Not exactly a soulmate au, but close enough). When person A falls in love, a red tally shows up on their arm. If the person loves them back, it turns black, and if the person dies, it turns into a scar.

6. Timer: A timer on each person’s wrist counts down to the moment they will meet. Either this is with them from the moment they were born or they can choose to get one around the age of 13, it’s up to the writers.

7. Colours: The world is in black and  white until you meet your soulmate. Afterwards, the world is in colour until your soulmate dies.

8. Colours (Alternate): You can only see colour when your soulmate is with you and you’re touching. This gives a whole new meaning to them bringing colour to your world.

9. Writing: Everything you write on your skin shows up on your soulmates skin in the same spot. You can communicate that way if you wish, but it fades from their skin long before it fades from yours.

10. Can’t We Be… Eighteen?: People age until they turn 18, then they stop aging until they meet their soulmate. As long as their soulmate is alive, they continue to age, even if they aren’t around each other, so was it the pizza guy? That random customer? Killing your soulmate will make you freeze in your aging again. Polyamorous soulmates will age at half the rate they should until all the members of their relationship have been met. (OT3+ Safe)

11. Soul Crushing: You can feel an intense pain in your soul when your soulmate is in danger, enough danger to get them killed. This has saved many lives, but how can you save someone you’ve never met before?

12. My Inner Voice, That’s Me, Right?: The voice in your head, always giving you advice and expressing problems, that’s your soulmates voice. Does it sound familiar, or is it a voice you have never heard before?

13. Through My Eyes: When you were a child, you briefly saw the world through someone else’s eyes. This was confusing and frightening, especially to such young children, especially since the other person got into an awful accident. Now as an adult, you can talk to each other, see through each other’s eyes, and feel what the other person is touching.

14. Guardian Angel: If someone’s soulmate dies before they’re able to meet, the dead soulmate can choose to become a spirit to protect their soulmate. They do whatever they can so their soulmate can live a full life.

15. Real Life Disney Singing: Every time your soulmate starts singing, you have an odd urge to burst out in the same song (and you can’t fight this)

16. The Name of the Game: You have two names on your arms, one is the person you’re destined to fight, and the other is your soulmate. You don’t know which is which.

17. The Name of the Game (Alternate): You have one name on your wrist and it’s your soulmate. Isn’t that name pretty common? Why aren’t last named included?

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31 Days of Kink, Day 17 - Remote Possession + Beast Mode/Berserker + Unremovable Suit + Suit Transformation

Y’all saw the beast mode doodles I did a while back with the beast mode/ “paladin override” n all, so I wanted to doodle more of that!

 I’ve always had a fascination for good characters going dark. Like Black Lady from Sailor Moon, Danny’s whole thing in Danny Phantom, and of course, DARK LINK from Legend of Zelda OoT got me right in the 7yr old heart buddyyyyy (that and the morpho boss/water temple…prolly my first exp with goo kink lmao)

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 Lance moved close to Hunk to make sure he was steady. Or at least as steady as he could manage. Lance was not exactly sober himself. “Because Hunk! We needed a night of fun and partying. All these diplomatic meetings and evenings of only training or being stuck in the castle is gonna suck all our life spirit right out of our bodies.” And the blue paladin would take a probably not as a perhaps maybe one or two too many. Lance took aim for the door. It was time to go home.

“Yeah don’t worry. Red is gonna be really fussy about or state but she’ll bring us home safe.” The music was still thumping so loud it could be physically felt in their chests. Neon lights danced across the floor and they had to swerve for a pair of drunken dancers that were spinning in circles. “Just a few more tics and we’re there.”

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    “Ummmm. Probably not.”

How much did it drink? He could vaguely recall, “Mind if I stay in your lion. I don’t want to fly my lion in this condition.”  Sheesh, he hoped Lance was right. He didn’t want to wake up with a serious headache. He had enough of those when he got stressed out.

“Why did you bring me to a bar?”

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Amortentia

You stink // @redripped // Open

“You smell like the training room, fresh soap and cheap shampoo. How can you use the nice soap and not the nice shampoo? What is this mystery!”

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“Wild strawberry blossom, mullet. Only the best for me.”

Amortentia

“Saltwater, sand and uh…. I dunno. Usually something flowery. Depends on what stuff you put on your face the night before.”

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reblog if you’re 25+ and still roleplay; or if you believe older muns have a place in the rpc and shouldn’t be told to give it up when they turn 30. 

i received this anon & i just want to make a point. 

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Send “Amortentia” for what smells my character associates with yours.

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@mulletofmarmora Continued from here 

“I had it!” Lance protested and leaned forward on the bike the wind catching in his hair as he did. “How do you even know that she was the one that set that up? That sniper could have been there for the girl!” Promptly he fell into silence because how likely was that? Besides, that sniper was crap at his job. Lance swore he could have done a better job in his sleep.

“And I am NOT going to...” Lance could see the cliff up ahead. His breath hitched and in a heart beat he could feel the rush of wind as they swerved and went straight for that cliff. At exactly last second the brunet threw his arms forward and latched on to Keith’s waist. “HOLD ON!”

And there they went. Gravity leaving them floating for a split second before the plummet.

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“Relax, my man. This is not gonna backfire. You know how stressed everyone has been the past week. This!” Lance patted the side of the machine that they had just finished setting up. “Is gonna be the perfect way for everyone to let loose have a laugh and just chill out for a bit. Who doesn’t like silly string? And this baby does silly string to the extreme! Space alien style!” The huge death ray like machine was humming as it powered up. Lance ducked under the muzzle and went to have a look at the control panel. 

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“Lance, are you sure this isn’t going to backfire on us? Because I think it’s going to. I really think it’s going to. And things backfiring usually is bad, really really bad, and haven’t we had enough bad lately?” Hunk didn’t whine – really, he didn’t – but even if it was something relatively ‘safe’, given they weren’t leaving the castle, it didn’t mean he was going to put his neck on the line unnecessarily.

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Sexual Sunday Headcanon Questions!

Send a number and I’ll give a headcanon about it!

What does your muse do as foreplay?

Does your muse like to be on top or on the bottom?

Is your muse dominate or submissive?

What does your muse think of one night stands?

What song(s) would your muse listen to while getting frisky?

How often does your muse masturbate?

What are your muse’s kink(s)?

Is your muse content with their breast/penis size?

Is there anything your muse wants to change about their body?

Is your muse up for the idea of switching roles?

What turns your muse on the most?

What does your muse do after sex?

What does your muse do prior to sex?

Has your muse ever called or considered calling up someone for a booty call?

What is the biggest turn-off for your muse?

What does your muse masturbate to?

What is your muse’s favorite type of porn?

Has your muse ever considered becoming a porn star?

Has your muse ever had a boner/gotten wet in a public place?

What does your muse look for in a significant other?

Hair or clean shaven?

Does your muse like rough or soft sex?

Does your muse like to cuddle?

What is a session of sex like with your muse? (Details would be much appreciated~)

Is your muse up for trying new things in the bedroom?

Does your muse like public sex?

Does your muse use any toys?

Has your muse ever paid anyone for sex?

Does your muse like going into sex shops alone? With a friend? Not at all? Have somebody else do it for them?

What age did your muse lose their virginity?

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“You thought it was juice? Hunk! It is served at a bar!” Hunk cocked his hip and grinned as he grabbed for Hunk’s arm to help keep him steady. “You craving oranges for long or something. There was only a little hint of it to me.” At least Hunk had enough sense about him to go for the exit.

It would have been fun to party with these aliens though. Like really fun. Their music was already crazy. What would it become when the drinks really started flowing? “Relax, bro. We’ll get you back home, into a bed for a snooze and you will be right as rain. Not even a hangover. You didn’t drink that much did you?”

"Are you drunk?"

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    “Uhhh maybe?”It would explain why Hunk felt dizzy all of a sudden. He was glad; his friend was here otherwise he would be falling face first onto the floor. Hunk didn’t realize he was drinking so much. It was just that. The alcohol tasted so good. He thought it was juice.

“I guess this wasn’t juice?? Oh–this is not good.”

Hunk got out from his seat. Wobbling over to the exit, “Darn. It tasted like oranges. It tasted really good, Lance. I swear!”