are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
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i have a paper cut on my arm and it's right now in the itchy stage :(
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when you're cleaning the boys' bathroom and the floor around the toilet is slippery (before i accidentally spilled my cleaner)
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i've taken so many words per minute typing tests that i haven't gotten one i've never had before for months
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gave in to the cane's craving
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just following directions with this one
This is so fucking funny
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people in my class said that they got done with this essay in an hour, hour and a half. maybe if i could focus on anything important ever i would be able to relate to that conversation but here we are 3 hours of attempting in
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reposting so i can find this when i want to change my phone wallpaper later
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every time i don't know what to put next i take a words per minute typing test
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every day i fight the urge to turn toward the girls who literally WON'T stop talking and say "do you mind??" but alas i continue to avoid conflict
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just so we're all on the same page, if you're the type of person to yap throughout the entire lecture, i hate you <3
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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
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i don't mind because i, too, get creepy and weird with it
do u guys mind if I get creepy and weird with it
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bro walks in 7 minutes late, makes exceptional clamor trying to sit down, then has the audacity to say "did you have any of those mangos out there?? that shit's goooood trust"
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