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charlietheunicorn711 · 3 days ago
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Lucanis after Weisshaupt, probably: It is a sad day, losing our Warden friend to the Archdemon.
Davrin: Stop telling people I’m dead.
Lucanis: Sometimes, it’s like I can still hear his voice.
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charlietheunicorn711 · 3 days ago
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You can't convince me that, once he's used to the idea of the relationship, Lucanis isn't one of the most physically affectionate people around. You can't tell me there aren't hand squeezes and hands on the waist or the small of their back. You can't tell me there aren't hugs and chaste but deliberate kisses hello and goodbye when his partner enters or leaves the room. You can't tell me there isn't holding and snuggling and cuddling at all times when they're alone.
You can't tell me Lucanis Dellamorte doesn't live for his partner.
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charlietheunicorn711 · 3 days ago
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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour
She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.
Kids are fun and I am exhausted
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
—David Lynch
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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What If Lace Had Romance Banter Between Her and Lucanis About Rook?
🪨Harding: So, you and Rook are a couple now?
🐦‍⬛Lucanis: Yes we are.
🪨Harding: Well, I'm happy for ya, but, how does that work, with you and Spite?
🐦‍⬛Lucanis: How does what work?
🪨Harding: Being in a relationship while being possessed by a demon, it's gotta be weird.
🐦‍⬛Lucanis: I'm not sure, it just does.
🪨Harding: Does he say anything about Rook?
🐦‍⬛Lucanis: Many things… at the most inopportune times.
😈Spite: ROOK. TASTES SWEET. LIKE RAIN. AND CHOCOLATE.
🪨Harding: Wait, what?
🐦‍⬛Lucanis: See?
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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Half a decade ago, to be precise.
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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pink pony club full performance at grammys 2025
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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One of my first attempts at drawing Lucanis. Wasn't a fan of the drawing itself, but the Spite was too good to not show.
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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Neve: You know, I think it's kinda cute.
Bellara: What's cute?
Neve: Whenever Lucanis gives Rook that puppy eyed look. She gets so flustered, I've seen her almost walk into a door.
Bellara: Have you seen when she does it though? He burned the coffee because she gave him a doe eye'd look. You wouldn't believe they were both dangerous assassins.
Neve: Would make for a good story, wouldn't it Bell? Two assassins tripping over their own feet for each other, madly infatuated but too scared to say how they feel.
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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Davrin: So should I worry about Spite hurting Rook since you two are a thing?
Lucanis: I already have my own worries, don’t start with me.
Emmrich: Oh I wouldn't have any worries Davrin. Spite is infatuated with Rook, though I understand setting boundaries since he wouldn't be familiar with human courting rituals.
Lucanis: Meirda, sometimes I forget you can hear him. Trust me, I'm working on that.
Davrin: No one at this table is normal.
Lucanis: Says the man who drank darkspawn blood, to kill said darkspawn.
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charlietheunicorn711 · 5 days ago
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Lucanis: Rook, are you sure you're alright after all of that?
Rook: From being stuck in the fade by Solas? Honestly, I dont know.
Lucanis: You can talk to me, you know that. Right? I won’t let you go through this alone.
Rook: I know, and I appreciate that. Though that speech sounds familiar.
Lucanis: That’s because it's what you always say.
Rook: Ah, how the the tables have turned.
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