charliesangelsisbetter

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hi i decided to draw a lineup of all my D&D characters. i love my horrible children.

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Starting in a D&D campaign inspired by supernatural teen media and it’s so great because I can come up with a character trait, think “no that’s so cliche” and then then “wait no that’s the point”

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Sitting on my friend’s couch with her cat and she just said “sorry in advance to the autistic people on the couch” and started doing something that made a horrific sound. And we did in fact both hate it.

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i put more effort into this than i do my actual job.

too dumb to solve the mystery in our D&D campaign but not too dumb to take extensive notes and turn them into a ridiculously detailed spreadsheet so that someone else can solve the mystery.

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Friend’s coworker said her daughter would love to buy my extra hozier tickets but that she understood if I didn’t want to sell to teenagers. Friend guaranteed without even speaking to me that no buyer would be more compelling or deserving to me than a group of obsessive gay teens. And she was so right. I will give those teens the tickets before any of my actual friends I don’t care.

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nobody talks about one of the hardest parts of being gay. which is the pressure of being put on hozier ticket duty.

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what's up homies i sprayed oven cleaner on my skin (accident) and will probably never stop being paranoid that it's still burning

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too dumb to solve the mystery in our D&D campaign but not too dumb to take extensive notes and turn them into a ridiculously detailed spreadsheet so that someone else can solve the mystery.

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tumblr is now just an extra place to say 'look at this D&D drawing i did'. anyway look at this D&D drawing i did. laele supremacy.

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Nobody accuse me of lying on a poll I would never do that. This is the bulk of them but they’re sort of scattered everywhere at this point.

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better yet, tell them they can imagine TWO magic outfits.

take your D&D party to a clothing store for party fits and tell them the magic tailor will make them any outfit their little brains can imagine.

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If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1x01 vs 1x08

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take your D&D party to a clothing store for party fits and tell them the magic tailor will make them any outfit their little brains can imagine.

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I made a D&D character that isn’t sad or troubled or soaking wet and I regret it because I can’t find any SONGS for this bitch’s PLAYLIST

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I was put on this earth to soldier-poet-kingify characters that only exist in the minds of insane people.

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i wish i wasn't so scared of alcoholism and could drink when i'm sad. i think it would help but also... that's the rub isn't it.