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how do we all know exactly what riding a dragon would feel like? Also, why the fuck was this experience ROBBED from us
brb gonna get in a fistfight with god
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absolutely fucking losing it to ABBA's Angeleyes, what a god damn motherfuckin swell ass JAM
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Collecting relatable Taylor Swift songs like fucking infinity stones
Mommy Issues: ThanK you aIMee (my mom's name is Aimee)
Daddy Issues: I Almost Do (10 year low contact babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
Sibling Issues: Back To December (my brother's birthday is in December)
Self Issues: ????
Romantic: Everything Else
When finished, I will simply self implode
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I think if you used the simultaneous zoomies of at least 5 cats chasing each other you could power a small aircraft
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why is cottage cheese Like That
I'm so conflicted. It tastes really good with sweet stuff but it has the texture of cat vomit. and it's so common???? like it's not a specialty item??? grocery stores just sell it out in the open like that
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you mean I can come on here and literally just run my mouth? as much as I want?
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Apparently Tennessee roads are like #1 in the US. So why the fuck are your patches that bumpy then :-(
I was coming home to North Carolina a while ago and the roads felt so good after crossing the border. no more bumping around over patches and potholes, just smooooooooooooooooooooooth
why the fuck are Tennessee and Arkansas roads Like That
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why the fuck are Tennessee and Arkansas roads Like That
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I'm originally from Tumblr but I moved to Reddit when I was like 13. I'm considering moving back but idk if spending all that time away unferaled me or not
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I always try and fail to be an aesthetic blog
Maybe it's okay to just be a hamburger chain
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