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Aot incorrect quotes part uhhhhh idk seven or something

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Sasha: Yeah, so they wanted to put me in the beginners' class with the little kids

Niccolo: So what's the issue?

Sasha: I don't want to be around a bunch of 5 years old! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness

Connie: That's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard. Assert dominance, you know.

Niccolo: Jesus Connie that's juvie rules not cooking class rules

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Yelena: We’re in constant need for a new microwave because Commander Hange keeps exploding stuff in ours.

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Pieck: I mean, come on, it's all fine. Let's just hug it out. Come on! Hug it out!

*The Warriors struggle into a group hug*

Porco: *patting himself out* Who took my wallet?

Gabi: Oh! ...Sorry.

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Commander Magath, talking to general Calvi: I just don't think fries for lunch really fits the "health conscious" image we're trying to sell

Gabi, following them: *in between two coughs* Cowards

Commander Magath: Excuse me?!

Gabi: What's not clicking?

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Zeke: Grandfather... Am I ugly?

Mr. Yaeger: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful little man in the world!

Grisha: Father, am I ugly?

Mr. Yaeger, not even looking up from his newspaper: Very much

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Pieck: You know, studies show that the brain does some of it's best work when it's not trying. That's why great ideas come in the shower.

Zeke: Mh. For me, it's usually you who c-

Porco: Don't finish that sentence.

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Historia: When you said "I'll show you some magic in the bedroom", I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting that kinda...

Eren: *pulls out an ace of spades from his deck* Now, was that your card?!

Historia: Holy shit

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Zeke: *taking a swig out of his flask then holding it out to Pieck* You want some of this?

Pieck: Sure why not *takes a swig*

Pieck:

Pieck: Is this soup

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Gabi: I'm the type of person that likes to think things through.

Udo: I once saw you try to eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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Falco: Hey Gabi. Pssst Gabi.

Gabi: What?

Falco: Hi!

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Reiner (about Eren): We can't kill him!

Mikasa: Not with that attitude we can't

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Marcel: So, how are you two doing?

Annie: I think I accidentally stole a dog

Porco: I'm not doing too well, I have this headache that comes and goes, super annoying.

*Reiner enters the room*

Porco: Oh look, there it is again

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Reiner: I'm so useless

Porco: No you're not! Look, at least you'll always be able to be used as a bad example!

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Mikasa: You shouldn't be using a straw

Hange: I know, it's bad for the environnment or whatever

Mikasa: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti!

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Hange: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Mikasa: Only if you also don't ask why

Mikasa: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Hange:

Mikasa:

Hange: This one is fine

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Hange: I've got a riddle for you. What's got four legs and isn't alive?

Mikasa: Nice try, but I know this one. It's a chair.

Hange: *holding dead dog* Not this time!

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Historia: Have you ever gotten checked for any, you know... weirdness?

Hange: ...Where would I go for that?

Historia: There has to be a doctor that specializes in that!

Hange: In "weirdness"?

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Commander Magath, answering the phone: Hello?

Kidnappers: We have your son

Commander Magath: I don't have a son

Kidnappers: Oh, then who's the little kid who asked us to cut the crust off his sandwich and for a glass of chocolate milk?

Commander Magath, covering the phone: Oh my god, they have Falco

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Eren on top of his founding titan: I SEE NO GOD UP THERE...

Eren: ...OTHER THAN ME!

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Armin: Annie, how did you find me?

Annie: I just saw a giant explosion and wondered "who else could that be?"

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Pieck: Zeke is playing hard to get.

Pieck: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Zeke: "wHy diD yOu cOmMit mUrdEr" I'm an extrovert, next question

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Historia: My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon

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Historia: Sasha, are you crying??

Sasha: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction!

Historia: To what?

Sasha: To life!

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Mikasa: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Eren: I don't know, how are you?

Zeke, across the room: I'M DOING GREAT!

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Reiner: Would you slap your brother for 100 bucks?

Zeke: I'd slap Eren for looking at me wrong

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Eren: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Mikasa: *Helps Armin into the counter*

Sasha: *Pushes Connie off the sofa*

Historia, hanging from the ceilling light: Two types of friends

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Gabi: I came as soon as I heard! Is it true you're terribly ill?

Commander Magath, laying in bed with a scarf around his neck: You sound so hopeful

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Historia: Just... Be yourself!

Mikasa: Be myself? Krista, I have one day to win Eren over before he goes on that mission. How long did it take before you guys even started liking me?

Jean: Couple weeks

Armin: Six months, and I'm still scared of you when you raise your voice a bit too much.

Ymir: Jury's still out

Mikasa: "Be myself" What kind of garbage advice is that!

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Connie: I'm out tonight.

Jean: Oh yeah? Gonna go on a date? Get some hoes?

Connie: You know I'm not like that!

Jean: My bad

Jean: Wait are you asexual I didn't know this

Connie: No. Just lame and bitchless.

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Hange: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get the chance?

Eren: No

Jean: No

Hange: Yeah. Didn't think so.

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Zeke, to Eren: I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip, but if you ever want me to commit war crimes for you? Don't even need to ask

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Gabi, sing-songing: I am looking for trouble and if I do not find it I will create it!

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Reiner: me: going 100 mph (mistakes per hour)

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Zeke: You need my help?

Reiner: Well, I would not phrase it like that.

Zeke: Well, if you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that.

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Armin: Jean, can I talk to you for a second?

Jean: Yeah, what's up? Oh, let me guess. You and Annie are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Armin: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Sasha: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Mikasa: Sasha no.

Gabi: Call it mistlefoe!

Reiner: Please stop encouraging her.

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*Mikasa's helping Jean out after he got injured, while the others are watching*

Reiner, walking in: How does Jean look?

Annie, looking between the both of them: A little better than you, actually

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Pieck: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Hange: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. I want to be set loose.

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Onyankopon: *gets down on one knee*

Yelena: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Onyankopon: *falls over*

Yelena: The poison is kicking in!

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Historia: But what about Eren?!

Armin: Don't worry about him.

Armin: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Hange: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Erwin:

Erwin: Hange, I swear, if I step outside and all of my mugs are on the front lawn...

Hange: *Sips tea from bowl*

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Zeke: The Warhammer is a very powerful titan. You'll be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.

Eren: Sounds like a dare to me!

Zeke: Oh my god

Zeke: How did you survive that long on your own?!

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Zeke: *walks into an art museum*

Zeke: Hello, I am here to donate myself.

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Gabi: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Reiner: Since when do you ask for permission?

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Annie: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Hitch: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Annie: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Annie: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.

Armin: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

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Hitch: If Armin and I were drowning, who would you save?

Annie: You two can't swim?

Armin: It's a hypothetical question, Annie! Who would you save?

Annie: My time and effort.

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*Armin and Hitch are standing in the rain*

Hitch: *banging on the door* Annie, open up!!

Annie: Well, it all started when I was very young...

Hitch: No, I meant-

Armin: Let her finish

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Annie: Armin and I don't use pet names, that's ridiculous.

Mikasa: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Annie: Honey?

Armin: Yes, sweetheart?

Annie:

Mikasa: Don't lie to my face ever again

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Annie: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Hitch: I will bet every penny I own that I'm not.

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*At a restaurant*

Reiner: You guys should try the orange soda, it's amazing

Porco: Okay

Marcel: Sounds neat

Waiter: And for the drinks, what can I get you?

Reiner: Orange soda, please!

Marcel: I'll have the strawberry juice.

Porco: Me too, strawberry juice as well.

Reiner:

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Erwin: Living well is the best revenge.

Hange: Yeah, but obviously I'm not gonna do that. What's the second best. Cutting their brakes, right?

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Kidnappers: We have your girlfriend

Armin: You have Annie?

Kidnappers : Yeah. We want ten tho-

Armin: Good luck with that. *Hangs up*

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Eren: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are

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Eren: Ymir said I only have 4 days left to live.

Historia: You're sick?!?!

Eren: No, she just doesn't like me.

Ymir, shouting: I'll fuck you up on Tuesday!

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Jean: *Pointing at strange, non-identified liquid* Is that gasoline?

Sasha: I'm pretty sure that's just water

Eren, lighting a match: Well, only one way to find out

Eren: *Throws the match. The gasoline ignites*

Armin: *Screams*

Jean: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL!!

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Levi: Kenny, my old arch enemy!

Zeke: Hey, I thought I was your arch enemy??

Levi: I have a life outside of you, Zeke

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Reiner: I know you snuck out last night, Gabi

Pieck, muttering: Play dumb!

Gabi: Who's Gabi?

Pieck: Not that dumb!!

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Reiner: I'm a bit of a rebel, too, you know. Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Pieck: The cow???

Gabi: What?

Reiner: Pieck, WHY?!

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Pieck, consoling Annie: Things are going to be difficult. But you-

Reiner: *from behind the door* -are going to be difficulter

Marcel: *also from behind the door* That's the spirit!! Be a problem to your problems! Mark your territory!

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*Levi shatters a window and climbs through it*

Levi, turning around and helping Mikasa through it: Breaking and entering is wrong Mikasa.

Mikasa: ...Okay

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Sasha, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Levi: Get the FUCK out of my car

Sasha: Okay, okay. Jee.

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Ymir: Where are you all really from?

Reiner: Liberio

Ymir: I'm sorry

Bertholt, a little louder: He said Liberio

Ymir: No, I heard. I'm just sorry.

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Zeke: You have a face that only a mother could love.

Levi: Yes. Your mother, in fact.

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Annie, sent to assassinate Hange: *creeping behind them, knife in hand*

Hange, loudly: I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about baking pastries later.

Annie:

Annie: What kind?

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Porco, sitting on a balcony: *sneezes*

Gabi, crawling on the roof: Bless you

Porco: God?!

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Hange, to Zeke: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the fact that you're a terrible person keep you up tonight <3

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Historia: Don’t wish ill upon strangers.

Eren: Great advice but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy hope this helps

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Pieck: *Banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Zeke: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the side of the table?

Pieck: I- I don’t know the correct answer to that question…

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Falco: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Colt, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.

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Colt: Do you think Reiner has been doing okay lately?

Reiner, running after a garbage truck: COME BACK! YOU FORGOT ME!

Porco: Yeah he seems pretty normal.

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Mikasa: Armin, your magazine arrived! And Eren, I organized all your mail into three categories: "From your brother," "Death threats," and "Death threats from your brother."

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Commander Magath: Ackerman! A word, please. Gabi tried to steal one of those Thunder Spears.

Levi: So?

Commander Magath: She was caught doing something she shouldn't have and should be reprimanded by someone she admires, say, you.

Levi: What?! This is unacceptable!

Commander Magath: I know, right?

Levi: Criminal even!

Gabi: Oh come on...

Levi: Who taught you how to sneak around?! Ah, if it had been me you would never have been caught! Come on now, three rounds around the castle, that'll teach you to be a bad thief you little brat!

Commander Magath: NOT what I meant-

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Zeke: Look. I know that from the outside it seems like I have everything together.

Tom Xaver: No, not really.

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Tom Xaver: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Zeke: What did you do M. Xaver?

Tom Xaver: A MISTAKE

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Zeke: You're my best friend and like a father to me, I would do anything for you.

Tom Xaver: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Zeke: Absolutely not.

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Zeke, to Tom Xaver: Come on, you know I've never been one to half-ass shenanigans

Tom Xaver: We're talking about betraying our country and possible genocide here.

Zeke: Shenanigans.

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Ymir: Wanna play 21 questions??

Historia: Sure, I'll start. What's your favorite color?

Ymir: Triangle. Do you like girls?

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Mikasa, after Eren did something stupid again: I'm too tired to slap you for that today. Just bash your face into my palm really hard.

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Eren, at Liberio: You came?

Mikasa: You called.

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Pieck: You came?

Porco: ...That's what she said

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Reiner: You came?!

Gabi: You called.

Reiner: I didn't fucking call you. YOU eavesdropped on a PRIVATE conversation and decided it was YOUR BUSINESS to come here and bother all of us!

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~~~the beginninge of it all~~~

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Ereri Lemon Fics

(*) Indicates my most suggested reads.

Fully Taken by VanishedElf*

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: ereri, riren - Freeform, Alternate universe LevixEren. Summary: Levi is a broke artist who is completely jaded about most things, love included. He hits up a party with Hange one night, hoping to get hammered and numb himself completely, but instead, he stumbles across a certain nineteen-year-old rocker boy who makes him feel things; things he hasn’t felt in years.

Oh, Baby by Merakii

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: riren - Freeform, Bottom Eren Yeager, Top Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Dom/sub, Kinky, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rimming, GayPorn, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, slight daddy kink, Canon Compliant, Canon Universe, Fluff and Smut, Fluff, ereri, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Forbidden Love, Love Summary: Levi and Eren aren’t new to the sex game. In fact, they’re quite well acquainted. And they like it nice and dirty. Or, one of those days Levi and Eren have some alone time. The nasty kind.

Tradition They Say by SasuNarfuFan13

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Armin Arlert, OC Characters - Character, Jean Kirstein, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Reiner Braun, Sasha Blouse, Mikasa Ackerman, Mike Zacharias, Hange Zoë Additional Tags: birthday fic, Levi’s POV, Set a bit after Eren’s friends join the Survey Corpse, Slash, Canon Age Difference, A somewhat darkish theme, Reference to rape but it doesn’t happen in the story, Lemon, a bit of angst, Reference to past minor character deaths, Smidgen of violence, some time skips, mature content Summary: Choosing a Companion is tradition - one Levi doesn’t want to touch with a ten feet pole. Until someone wants to take Eren as their Companion. Levi can’t, won’t, let that happen. Not to someone of his squad.

don’t make me go by writer_person

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: Gentle Sex, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, First Time, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Age changes, Fluff Summary: They say, when you love someone, they make you better. When someone loves you, they do what’s best for you. Well, in their case.. How come only one side of that is working?

Blood Sticks by Blue_Thallium (orphan account)

Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Relationship: Eren Jaeger/Levi Characters: Eren Jaeger, Levi Ackerman Additional Tags: Masochism, Consent Issues, Rough Sex, that Graphic Depictions Of Violence tag is more just in case, its so hard being Levi Summary: “I asked you if you needed to hit me again. Because. In court, you said Sir, you said that you were going to.” Levi blinked at him. He’d only told Eren he’d missed a spot.

An Unforgettable Face by ryuusea*

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Levi/Eren Yeager, Eren Yeager/Levi Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Porn Star!Eren, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, I torture poor Levi (again), Porn Watching, Eren Wears Glasses, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Bad Puns, Fingering, Riding, bottom!Levi (part 2 only - for those who care) Summary: “Have we met before? I recognize your face…” Levi’s brows furrow, scouring his memory as to why he knows this guy’s face from somewhere. “Ah, you’ve probably seen one of my videos!” “Hmm. YouTube?” “No. Porn.”

set yourself on fire by graves

Rating: Mature Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: its real sweaty and they BONE Summary: “Oh, good fucking god,” Levi pants, pulling at his cravat. “It’s hotter than a titan’s asshole in here.” “Titans don’t even have assholes,” Eren replies. —Eren and Levi in the throes of a heatwave, a cabin, and frustration leads to … well, yknow.

My Home Is Where Your Heart Is by bfketh*

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Domestic, Parent Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), babysitter Eren, Child Mikasa Ackerman, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, I Blame Tumblr, Light Angst, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Shower Sex, Frottage, Praise Kink, Coming Untouched, Come Eating, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex Summary: Single father Levi is left scrambling to find an after school daycare for his daughter, Mikasa, when his regular babysitter announces that her husband’s job is being relocated. The only problem - they’re all far more expensive than he can afford. The solution to his dilemma comes in the form of a college student, Eren, who will do it for a fraction of the cost - as long as Levi will save him from a steady diet of ramen and pop-tarts by feeding him dinner every night before he leaves.

A Special Cleaning Service by rachel_exe*

Rating: Explicit Relationship:Levi/Eren Yeager Characters:Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Humor, Top Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Bottom Eren Yeager, Kissing, Anal Sex, Doctor Eren Yeager, Naked Levi Summary: Eren is a doctor that struggles with keeping his loft clean, so he decides to contact a cleaning agency whose employees work naked.

Smug Smile by tiffersthenerdy

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith Additional Tags: Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, One Shot, Bottom Eren Yeager, Top Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), First Time Blow Jobs, Virgin Eren Yeager, Caring Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Dirty Talk, Fluffy Ending, Eren Is a Little Shit, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin) Swears, ereri, riren - Freeform Summary: Eren learns not to eavesdrop on his captain.

Alles Gute Zum Geburstag, Levi by Yumislover99

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Lingerie, Christmas Smut, Christmas, Birthday Sex, Birthday Smut, Birthday Summary: Levi and Eren have shameless birthday/Christmas smut in the bedroom. Eren wears lingerie and thigh highs, and they both just have a good time.

Break Time by erenfuckinjaeger

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Eren Yeager, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Face-Fucking, Top Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Bottom Eren Yeager, Dom/sub Undertones Summary: Eren and Levi take a break from moving into their new apartment

Say ‘Ah’ by tainted_ashes *

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Grisha Yeager, Hange Zoë, Mike Zacharias, Petra Ral, Oluo Bozado, Eld Jinn, Gunther Schultz, Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman Additional Tags: doctor!eren, Violence, Eren Is a Little Shit, Underground Doctors, Levi Is Terrible With Feelings, One Look and He’s Done For, Assassins & Hitmen, Special Operation Scouts, Humor, There’s Violence Though, Guns, Government Agencies, Secret agent!Levi, Levi’s Got it Bad, Eren Knows What he’s Doing, Bad Flirting, Bad Puns, Eventual Smut, Kidnapping, Stuff happens, because feelings, POV First Person, POV Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Levi Wants That Yeager Booty,Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not really slow burn, Eren’s Pretty Clumsy Summary: “I’m going to have to take your pants off,” Eren comments idly as he examines my ankle, his head tilting in delicate concentration. “You should at least buy me a drink first, no?” I ask, my lips etching with a small smirk as his face turns all sorts of reds and pinks. Even with my unfocused eyes, there was no mistaking that blush. Shit, did I say that out loud?

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