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Our bodies are as old as the universe because matter is neither created nor destroyed.

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In sign language, nothing rhymes.

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You become a teenager again when you are 113

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like i fully 100% unironically narratively believe that john was one bad day away from a murder suicide when the boys were young

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Lily: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

James, to baby Harry: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Baby Harry: ceBause, i hAVe lITtLe hAns!

James, to Lily: Because he has little hands.

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Lily: Sirius, what the hell were you thinking??!!

Sirius: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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Harrynktober n°5 : Regulus Black (Sirius’s brother)(he likes dark magic)(boohoo, slytherin)

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I wish all bisexual nonbinary people a very pleasant evening

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theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

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Sirius, looking at his wanted poster: they just can’t get my hair right :(

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😈

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love this

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Selina is an excellent cook and this surprised the whole batfamily but Damian more so.

Damian: What is this?

Selina: Lasagna.

Damian: Lasagna?

Selina: Lasagna.

Damian: How?

Selina: How what?

Damian: I’ve only ever seen cat food in your apartment.

Selina: Damian?

Damian: What?

Selina: Did you think I lived on cat food?

Damian: I figured you were Catwoman for a reason.

Selina: That wasn’t the reason.

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what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

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yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary