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I think I found my new favorite fic?? 😳

liar liar | bakugou katsuki

Rated: M

Words: 9.4K

Pairing: katsuki bakugou x fem!reader

Summary: Of all the things he’s experienced working as a Pro Hero, Bakugou never expected his dick getting too big to ever be a problem, let alone one in his top ten.

Bakugou is hit with a strange quirk. You reap the benefits.

AN: This fic is 50% crack and 50% raunchy smut. I have zero explanations for this. Also big thanks to @lady-bakuhoe for ranting with me once about the fandoms weird level of hatred towards Bakugou, thus inspiring me to write something for him. I’m so sorry it was this.

Warnings: smut, language, oral sex (m receiving), dom/sub undertones, rough sex, degradation, spanking, choking, inappropriate use of quirks

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Of all the things he’s experienced working as a Pro Hero, Bakugou never expected his dick getting too big to ever be a problem, let alone one in his top ten.

Kirishima glances at him out of the corner of his eye as they step into Bakugou’s office, red eyes narrowing in concern as he sees Bakugou’s gritted teeth and clenched fists. “Are you sure you’re okay, bro?” he asks, a little hesitant.

“I’m fine,” Bakugou practically snarls between his teeth. Fuck. The tingling sensation starts in his gut, heat spreading through his limbs, and he nearly swears aloud as the sensation shifts to his dick, his boxer-briefs getting uncomfortably tighter. Shit, he’s probably up to at least another inch by now. Thank god his pants are baggy.

Unfortunately, Kirishima isn’t so easily convinced. Brows furrowing, he looks Bakugou over slowly, searching for any lasting effects from their earlier scuffle with a few low rank villains. “You’ve been acting kind of… strange,” he settles on after an awkward beat of silence, “since you got hit by that quirk. You know, you probably should have gone to a—”

“I said I’m—” Bakugou cuts himself off as that tingle comes back. “I’ll be fine,” he corrects himself. The tingle goes away, and he almost groans in relief as his dick returns to its normal size. “Drop it, Kirishima.”

Kirishima holds his hands up in front of him, placating his huffy friend. “Okay, okay. I get it.��� He backs off, still eyeing Bakugou warily as he pulls his phone from his pocket. He glances at the time. “Look, man, I gotta go. I have a date in twenty, and she’s gonna kill me if I’m late again.” His smile is apologetic, but exhausted.

“Whatever.” Bakugou tosses off one of his gauntlets, letting it clatter against the floor noisily. Breathing slowly through his nose, he peels off his mask as well, setting it down on his desk. It’s fine. Everything is fine. He can handle this. It’s just a really fucking annoying quirk that’ll probably go away on it’s own by the end of the day.

Another tingle stirs in his gut, and then his underwear tightens again.

Fuck. He can’t even lie to himself.

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I’m speechless. I love it. I know it was posted in 2019 but I have officially found my new favorite Hockstetter fic. This is gold. Check it out if you haven’t (though I’m sure you have)

Fake Characters -- Patrick Hockstetter

*My masterlist link can be found in my blog description*

Request: “Patrick headcanons for him having a girlfriend who’s really preppy and innocent until he finds out one night how demented she actually is and she’s actually crazier than him and his heart Z O O M S” - @saea

Summary: Patrick gets assigned to a project with you, and slowly finds himself trying to pick you apart.

Warnings: explicit drug use (cocaine), light sexual themes, blood, violence, and lowkey murder

Pairing: Patrick Hockstetter x fem!reader

Word Count: 5,700+

A/N: I’m sorry this is so late, but honestly, are we surprised? Anyways, this isn’t how I usually write things, it’s a really long imagine rather than HC’s, and it doesn’t follow the request entirely (sorry lmao). Also, we don’t do Consistent Tenses in This House and we’re not gonna talk about the ending. Enjoy lmfao

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some aesthetic words for your fic title! (pt.1)

alexithymia (n) the inability to express your feelings

cosmogyral (adj): whirling around the universe

euneirophrenia (n): the peace of mind that comes from having pleasant dreams

scintila (n); a tiny, brilliant flash; a small thing; a barely visible trait

anagapesis(n): no longer have any feelings for one you once loved

mangata (n); the reflection of moon on water

serendipity (n); finding luck without even looking for it

selenophile (n) the person who loves the moon

nyctophilia (n); love for darkness or nght, finding relax and comfort in the darkness

drapetomania(n); an overwhelming urge to run away

gumusservi (n): moonlight shining on water

clinomania (n); the excessive desire to stay in your bed

basorexia (n); the overwhelming desire to kiss

solivagant (adj) wandering alone

sehnsucht (n): the inconsolable longing in the human heart for we know not what, a yearningfor far, familiar, non- earthy land one can identify as one’s home

redamancy (n); the act of loving one who loves you, a love returned in full

hireath (n); a home sickness to a home which you cannot return, a home which maybe never was, the nostalgia, the yearning, the grieve for the lost places of your past

 alamort (adj) : half- dead of exhaustion

viridity (adj): naive innocent

numinous (adj): describing an experience which makes you fearful yet fascinated, awed yet attracted, the powerful personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspired

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Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

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Hello world of Tumblr!

So, recent events have made me decide that I am going to be moving all my content on this blog (and my side blogs) to a new Tumblr. A place where I will be posting all my fandom works on and most likely continuing stories on there. I might keep this one up as a personal blog but as of today, i will be moving all content such as; mood boards, fanfics, prompts, etc. to my newer blog!

Here is the new blog; @glitchingghosts

I hope you all understand that this is something I have to do for myself, on this new blog, I had posted the reasoning behind all this and everything. Love you guys 🖤

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some totally legal anime sites for you.. if the site you use ever kicks the bucket try one of these

9anime - minimal weird ads if you have no adblocker and they have everything im pretty sure (including the weird spinoff movies to things that you have a hard time finding)

4anime - 9anime little sister! more weird ads than 9anime but same selection so if one goes down somehow try the other

twist.moe - sometimes this site has buffering problems (they usually have super high quality) and some weird ads overall good

gogoanime - the classic we all hate .. so many ads without adblocker and also the site is laggy very often but we all have to experience gogoanime at some point (gogoanime is 100 percent legal so if this link is ever mysteriously broken just google gogoanime there will be like 4 other links at the top results)

123anime - i havent used this one myself but it looks pretty much identical to 9anime. a couple ads but easy to avoid with adblocker

kissanime - gogoanime double , has everything including the weird spinoffs

bonus: manga sites

mangadex - the best one imo if you want a specific manga they probably have it translated

mangago - infested with yaoi (seriously. dont go to this site without preparing yourself first it is everywhere) but they have everything and you can browse

kissmanga - kissanime but manga. yeah

but op i dont have an adblocker...what do i do about the ads?

adguard adblocker - free and also the one i use they have an app (for android too)

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Curious female shark  showing off swimming on her back.This is rare to see ! 🤯

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insp 

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This is so utterly important to not just the Supernatural fandom, currently under attack, but to ANYONE who’s ever gotten hate by anons.

This is so mind-numbingly simple to execute, and it will block a whole IP address, which means that anons cant make new profiles to send more hate.

IF YOU KNOW SOME OF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE GETTING HATE, LET THEM KNOW THEY CAN STOP THE HATE BY DOING THIS THING.

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Tomorrow I am planning on changing my username on here... I have something in mind. Changing my “aesthetic” as well. I’m kind of sick of my red shit.

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Hey, if y’all want to follow me on Twitter then go ahead, I don’t have any followers and I kind of just shitpost and only really post when I’m high af of sleep deprived. I kind of want to be more active on my social media’s and I also want to start writing again...

(Warning; I’m super pessimistic and have a dark kind of humor and make dumb sex jokes but I really want to meet some cool people and shit)

Also!

✨✨HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!!!!!✨✨

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Medicine

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Comas

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How to play a stoner.

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How Street Gangs Work

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Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

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I’m obsessed with this tiktok. He went so hard.

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idk who needs to hear this, or if anyone does, but youre not weird or gross or creepy if you are 20+ and enjoy watching anime, reading manga, or consuming and creating content like fanfiction, gifsets, manga colorings, digital art, etc.