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you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
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“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off
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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation
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Mr. Beast pisses me off. This is so fucking depressing. I’ve never watched his content because it seems like just the most twisted pseudo-feel-good stuff you could make, and this is the same. I understand that charity is still charity no matter its framing or motivation, and this will be wonderful for the people who do win $25,000. But I still think I’m not unreasonable for feeling pissed off that one man can post nonchalantly about giving away such an enormous amount of money, “for fun!” and have thousands of financially desperate people falling over themselves to follow and retweet, instead of their doing something else, like going to his house and tying his limbs to four horses and making those four horses gallop away in different directions. Or something.
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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Shake off the negativity
doing that big shake that dogs and wolves do would fix me
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doing that big shake that dogs and wolves do would fix me
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you can like tits. you can be in the cock fandom. we are sex positive in this house. bodies are beautiful
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enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.
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Not a dream
Going to a wedding today, any makeup look suggestions?
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Gods I wish
You have been abducted by a UFO. After you slowly regained your senses, you thought that the alien would dissect, torture or experiment on you, instead they are talking about saving you and others from that oppressive and hellish planet called Earth.
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i understand that a lot of ppl are coming off the heels of twitter & tiktok so i just wanted 2 say that if you think you are trans but don't feel specifically transmasculine or transfeminine and feel fucked up over having to pick something that's not you, you can identify as a trans neutral, nonbinary, or just trans. u do not have to identify with them if they don't fit. transmasculine is not the "only" way to be trans if u are afab. transfeminine is not the "only" way to be trans if u are amab. hope this helps
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gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now
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