chaosatcornys

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Whats the crews opinion on the barbie movie (lets pretend I travelled backwards in time to show it to them)

Salem liked it, drew forgot his glasses so he could barely see, charles didn't make it through the movie and went back to corny's, fredrick wasn't interested but found the 'kendom' bits funny, moss zoned out the whole movie and devon cried at the end.

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PHONEY THERES A KID STUCK IN THE SLIDE!

"I'm not equipped to deal with this situation!" - Devon

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*blows up the bathroom like jack did and runs away full speed*

"Hey, at least it wasn't the blowtorch... Fredrick!" - Salem.

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Different anon, I will return the hair that was stolen

"Thanks... I'm trying to do damage control." - drew

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Takes it with me and goes over to v3ros, alright. You will soon have clones

"O... kay." - drew

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Who do I go to with these hairs to make clones then?

" @v3ros , probably?" - drew

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"why do you think this??" - drew

Cuts salems hair and gives it to drew. There you can have this

"I didn't ask for this, I swear..." - drew

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Because you need to clone them. All of them. Then the place has twice the efficiency! Just think about how many more customers could be served or rooms could be cleaned or things managed, ect. ect.

"i'm not the person you should be talking to if you want clones."

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I will give Drew a sample of everyone's hair, except Charles they are immune to this.

"Stop?? Why????? Are you doing this?????????"

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Cuts salems hair and gives it to drew. There you can have this

"I didn't ask for this, I swear..." - drew

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I give fredrick a room that can never be fully cleaned

"I hate you. I hate you all." - Fredrick

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EXPLOSIONS!

chaos god

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-headpats for fredrick- Im sorry people keep blowing up the bathrooms. I promise i did not play a part in this

my good sir is on the verge of war crimes

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FREDRICK SOMEONE BLEW UP THE MENS BATHROOM

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What would you do if there was a child right in front of you? (to all employees)

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lemme just.

*lights a firecracker and throws it into the unisex bathroom before sprinting away*

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Can I have the bomb to eat ?