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Meet the strawberries, Haku and Chihiro! They're sweet, even before they've sprouted any strawberries! They're very kind, and one has even already produced a flower (seen in the more cryptidcore photo below). I do adore them indeed, love them with my whole heart and soul. We got them 4 days ago, I can't believe how quickly I grow attachment to my darling plants!

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Finally something I can identify with

Decided to legally change my species to [REDACTED], I'm too hot to be human

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Sharp Tools~

Pretty Tools~

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What I wear to clean

I think it gives off a nice robo cryptid vibe

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The Head Of Which He Lost

This, is my dearest Turniphead. He's kind, loving, and tends to have a wobbly head. He came from an abhorrent place known as [Redacted] Pharmacy and Corner store. He's a strange one, and is currently being held up only by a stake in the ground. He ominously stands in the distance in this blurry cryptid-esque photo

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Having a tea party in a couple weeks who wants to join me?

You have been formally invited, tumblr dot com,,,

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Hand me the mothman glasses I'm going Feral

These glasses add to my blob cryptid aesthetic and the color of the jacket makes me look like I'd scare your kids

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Demon Of Fire

Meet Calcifer, my jade plant! He's very kind, I talk to him sometimes, and he loves me just as much as I love him (I think)! I've had him for about a year now and I think he's the most beautiful plant in the world, so sorry to your friends.

He seems to have befriended a group of Kodama, or forest spirits. Peculiar...

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Me and Dogs Understand Each Other

I do not speak to them and understand their words and barks, but I do want to run away into a forest if I every feel like I'm about to die

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Cottagecore + Cryptidcore Poetry/Song

Mothman lives in the woods in a cabin

The thing tends to her garden cabbage

Nessie befriends the local rabbits

And you can join them too

The Enfield horror lives as a neighbor

And their friend the ghost elk of the hills

Watches and prances as everyone dances

And the fae smile down

There’s joy in the dilated pupils and red eyes

There’s purity in their fanged smiles

There’s love deep within their translucent bodies

And you can share yours too!

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Post 1, The Prologue

Hello! I am someone you shouldn't worry about, I am an entity of which I cannot inform you. I will be taking you on a journey, a beautiful one. Watch my plants grow in real time, experience this. Don't worry, don't. All of my plants are named after Studio Ghibli characters, and I'll be posting them soon. Thank you for reading, my lovely readers.