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buck's coma dream should have been a supernatural the french mistake type episode where buck wakes up and he's oliver stark of the tv show 911 (who is british). and buck (pretending to be oliver stark of 911) has to keep doing interviews where he has to like. be british (he's comically bad at it). and also. for some reason they keep asking him oddly suggestive questions about buck and eddie's relationship. and he's like. uh, what. do you mean by that? i am—uh. i mean buck. buck is normal about eddie. extremely, very normal. we are—i mean they are. best friends. wait. are they not best friends? also he keeps getting messages from eddie (who is not eddie. because he's ryan guzman. apparently) that are just. video edits and fanart of him and eddie. and he promptly explodes into a million little pieces. to conclude. put buck in another coma i say.

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Top Gun Silliness

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No but I wrote a few posts about how Eddie wanted to befriend Buck during under pressure because Buck had this carefree energy he couldn't understand and wanted to know how it felt like, and that it was made more intense if they were around the same age with how Buck could maybe show him how it feels to not feel like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. And now Eddie's coming out arc is about finding joy. And they didn't stop the music so we know that Eddie allowing him joy includes Buck. I'm literally so ready.

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all things considered its actually hilarious the difference between "the bt breakup was so out of left field not at all expected" and "well obviously they're breaking up, buck is wearing green."

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REAL REAL REAL

I don't care how many clips ryan murphy shows me of eddie with rock music that man listens to white girlpop.

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I don't care how many clips ryan murphy shows me of eddie with rock music that man listens to white girlpop.

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i'm not saying this to be callus or rude, but i think what's hitting a lot of buckt*mmys hard is that they're truly just unable to admit that they aren't very good at media analysis. the term 'media literacy' has become so overused in fandom that i genuinely think people forget what it means- it's a learned skill, something you have to study, something you can educate yourself on by reading papers and books and watching all sorts of movies and tv. they're all so convinced that the breakup came out of nowhere when it could not have been written more clearly; tommy has consistently been shown as an outsider in buck's life.

to claim that "everything was perfect" in 8x05 is so ridiculous i almost don't even know where to start. they had two scenes without eddie: in the first, tommy was incredibly condescending towards buck and and his interests (it's time to put away the screen, you already had your five minutes, lights out evan), and in the second scene buck literally says "my boyfriend won't even kiss me" and tommy responds with "that's not true" but they pointedly do NOT show them kissing. if the audience is meant to believe that buckt*mmy are endgame, it would have made perfect narrative sense to have them kiss right then to show (not just tell) us that tommy cares about buck, boils and all, and they did not do that.

moving onto 8x06, the only clue needed to show us they were going to break up was tommy buying buck lakers tickets. that's all it took. in 7x04 it's made so clear that buck does not like basketball. if tommy genuinely knew buck, he would not have bought him tickets to a sport the show dedicated an entire episode to telling us buck does not like! if their relationship was meant to last, tommy could have bought buck tickets to a fight in vegas like he did with eddie. this would have been a great callback, because it's supposedly the first moment buck got jealous of tommy and eddie hanging out. it would remind the audience that even though buck was jealous, he got tommy in the end and they're now doing the activities he wanted to do with tommy before.

once again, media analysis is a skill. no one is perfect at it, and ofc shows can throw away the book and make decisions that don't make sense. but to claim this came out of nowhere shows a severe lack of knowledge and understanding of how stories are written. the shippers were seeing what they wanted to see and they missed all the signs the show was sending them, and now they're claiming the rug was pulled out from under them.

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The way Tommy has haunted Buck's life from episode 1 whether Ryan Murphy thought about that or not. Tommy indirectly hurt Buck by being part of the reason Abby left and then again not just by breaking up with him but why he did it too

Also so Tommy's "I'm your first, but it your last." And "can't those be the same thing" and "they usually aren't." That's gonna SIT with Buck. And it's gonna hold him back when he has his oh moment for Eddie. He's not gonna wanna just be Eddie's first.he wants to be his last.

Oh this is gonna be DELICIOUS

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Absolutely SICKENED that i havent seen a single person put together a gif set of all the top gun references we've been getting the last few seasons of 911

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liking every single tweet I see about buck getting shot in the mid-season finale and eddie getting to save him this time in a s4 shooting redux that gives eddie his feelings realization and makes them call back to the fact that last time the confession was centered solely around chris but this time chris isn't there for them to hide behind

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#I can't wait for them to date, it's gonna be hilarious

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LITTLE RASCAL

summary: the local elementary school is invited to take a tour of the base and one of the little rascals gives away Jake’s biggest secret within seconds

paring: dad!Jake Seresin x (mentioned)mom!reader

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“I want you all on your best behavior. No goofing off,” Maverick reminds the group in front of him, making him feel like he is talking to a classroom full of children instead of grown adults.

He points to Hangman and Rooster, “I’m looking at you two. Don’t go embarrassing me in front of a bunch of third graders. You are to set an example for these kids, am I clean?”

“Yes sir.” They all answer some more happily than others.

Maverick had been repeating the same speech over and over for the past week to get his point across.

Today the local elementary school's third grade was coming on base for a tour to see all the cool planes and understand what it is that they do (the kid friendly version).

To everyone’s surprise, Jake was the most excited out of the whole bunch.

Soon enough a bright yellow school bus loaded with children made it past the base's gates, stopping right in front of the group of pilots.

One by one the kids filled out of the vehicle, all too fascinated with their surroundings to listen to the teachers instructions to stay near the bus.

Suddenly the little blonde that Jake had been keeping an eye out for made herself known. Spitting from the group she charged at Jake, shouting for her daddy.

Out of habit he crouched down, opening his arms wide for his baby girl to throw herself into them. At this moment he couldn’t care less about the other daggers' shocked and confused faces.

“Bagman has a kid?”

“She’s gotta be like eight or nine, right?”

“We would have known if he had a daughter.”

“Totally.”

Jake chuckles at them all whispering to Charlotte, “you ratted me out, you little rascal.”

“Whoops.”

“Whoops is right.” Jake stood up. when he looked around all his teammates were looking him up and down for an explanation and since the little girl just threw him under the bus- “guys, this is my daughter Charlotte.”

now realizing all their attention was on her, Charlotte cowered behind Jake’s leg clinging onto his uniform.

“Holy shit.”

“It’s okay, Lottie,” Jake assures her.

Maverick went over the agenda for the day with the class of third graders and had his crew aviators introduce themselves. The whole time Charlotte stayed by her dads side. When it was finally his turn to introduce himself, Jake introduced himself as her dad.

All the kids' reactions were positive, lots of ’wow’s and ’cool’s were thrown around. Though most memorable reactions to the group were;

“No fair, how come Lottie has two cool parents.”

“Two cool parents? No way, Lottie’s dad is way cooler.”

“No! Mrs Seresin is cooler.”

“No way, her dad flies planes.”

“Just wait until your mother hears about this,” Jake chuckles to his daughter, ready to brag to that some of Lottie’s friends thought he was cooler than you.

“He’s married too, what the fuck.”

“Rooster, what did I say,” Maverick scolds him as the other kids look up at rooster with wide eyes.

“Daddy, the chicken swore.”

Rooster head snapped to Jake, “Bagman, did you train your spawn to call me that!”

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We never lose!! DIVA OFF HAS RETURNED! ✨

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"Haha" I say whilst reading a book with my fists clenched knowing that I have just fell for the same trap several times over.. liking the funny character who is in fact going through some very serious stuff and has the most gut wrenching jaw dropping stomach sickening backstory/trauma known to man

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RAHHHH FUCK YOU METS WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES FUCK IT UP CASTY

Somebody edit the Phillies to american teenager because it is just not our year jfc what is this I'm watching

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Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

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Somebody edit the Phillies to american teenager because it is just not our year jfc what is this I'm watching