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if you’re a cis lesbian it’s totally cool to find trans girls hot. trans girls are hot and they’re women so its to be expected

but you gotta understand when you post stuff like “god i need a pervy tgirl girlfriend” that in 99% of cases the tgirl in question is absolutely terrified of doing anything at all that could possibly come off as pervy so she doesn’t get like. fired from her job or murdered or something

and you really probably shouldn’t expect her to make the first move because of that

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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オレはべつに　なにも…

Ah, I don't do anything wrong...

何も？

Did you do anything wrong?

ええ　なにも！

Yep, I didn't!💢

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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kirby in a nice warm bed after a bath

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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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smeemo looooooooves 🥰 to eat. ants 😐

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering

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In Red Dwarf, they rebuilt the sets between seasons 2 and 3, including the sleeping quarters. The change was never mentioned within the text of the show, but the new sets are labelled as "officers quarters" and are slightly bigger, with room for Lister to put a fridge and cooker into the space. So the implication is that at some point between the end of season 2 and the start of season 3, the characters decided to move to the nicer, slightly bigger officers quarters instead of staying in the room they were using when the rest of the crew were alive.

There are several other things implied by this.

Firstly, there's the decontamination. In the season 1 episode Confidence and Paranoia, Lister gets sick because he goes to the officers deck to snoop around when it hasn't been decontaminated. There's a discussion between Lister and Rimmer where it's stated that it was on Rimmer's daily goal list a week ago to decontaminate it. In response, Rimmer announces that it's on tomorrow's daily goal list.

The fact that the end of season 1 and the entirety of season 2 happens between this conversation and the change in sets implies that Rimmer took over a year to get around to doing the task that he put on tomorrow's to do list. Honestly, mood.

There is another possibility. Season 3 reintroduces Kryten and we first see the new sleeping quarters after Kryten has joined the crew. So it's possible that Rimmer never got around to decontaminating the officers deck, and that the reason they were able to move in season 3 was because Kryten was the person who actually finished the job.

The other thing to mention is the fact that Rimmer and Lister are still sharing a room after the move. I can't remember the exact size of the crew, but I think there's a mention in an early episode of there being more than a hundred people on the ship. So there are enough beds free that they could easily have a room to themselves. The fact that Rimmer moves in with himself in Me2 is evidence of this. Rimmer and Lister chose to move quarters between the end of season 2 and the start of season 3, and yet, despite how much they claim to dislike each other, they chose to continue sharing a room.

Obviously the doylist explanation for this is that it's a lot harder to have a sitcom when two of the characters can easily avoid each other the entire time, but from a watsonian perspective, it has some interesting implications about the fact that, despite everything, Lister and Rimmer will continue to share space with each other even when they clearly don't have to.