chaos-queen-official

[chaos-queen-official]

Nah, that's my spouse.

my favorite fic trope 

[chaos-queen-official]

Ayo where's the child? I need to put them for breaking my window for the third time this week. Also, why are there robo-penguins joining the street kids in following me around? All I did was give a couple stickers and now they won't leave me alone. -definitely not Shade nope no siree

Dunno, they made themself scarce after the Michael incident today. And the robo-penguins have a name! They are Michael Afton and also, they're yours now :)

[chaos-queen-official]

[she rolls her eyes and sets the Not Penguin on ground] Now c'mon, what do you feel like.

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

I'm sorry but this treat isn't for you, it's for Nishi!

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

[she has a smug smirk as she looks at the penguin] Ah well~ I guess I'll just have to treat them later~

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

:)

Have a Horrible Mother's Day to Absent Mother's, Mother's who are Abusive and ones that abandon you on doorsteps for hatred of what you are!

[chaos-queen-official]

[the giggle sounds familiar, so she just squints] ...Do you know where Nishi is?

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

Hell yeah! Fuck shitty parents!

Have a Horrible Mother's Day to Absent Mother's, Mother's who are Abusive and ones that abandon you on doorsteps for hatred of what you are!

[chaos-queen-official]

Maybe, but they're easily puntable

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

[she just, picks up the penguin]

How the fuck did you get here, you penguin of mystery.

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

Somehow an actual literal penguin got in my fucking house

[chaos-queen-official]

...did Neoma steal you again? I literally fucking told them that we can't have Actual penguins here-

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

Again, not surprised, bored tech people are... Something.

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

God fucking dammit, I'm still not re-enacting that one penguin book-

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

I understand this, and i appreciate it deeply. Also them having sentience doesn't surprise me, given how they came about. My science teams are many things, including being sometimes bored and willing to make Neoma robo-penguins. I wouldn't be surprised if they implemented sentience. As long as they don't do world domination, it's fine though

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

It's mother's day, which means that I've been hounded by robot penguins all goddamn day. And also given some great flowers from a friend, but mainly. Robot penguins. Everywhere. One even replaced the fucking coffee machine.

[chaos-queen-official]

I know that they're tasty. That's why I bought them. For me to enjoy. aND YOU COULDVE AT LEAST ASKED BEFORE HAVING THEM BEFORE STEALING THEM-

Public Apology

I am Very Sorry About my Eyes, I Am medically Blind and I physically Do not have Eyelids.

Sorry for Creeping people out