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More Viktor headcanons because I’m trash for this beautiful man:

There are some Vik/V too�� Hope there aren’t many errors… anyways. ENJOY.

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We know this already but this guy is H U G E - 6'3, whoopin’ healthy 219lbs and bUILD LIKE A TANK.

I think he’s around 48-52 years old.

“I can’t, I’m old.”

Look I know what I said about socks but hear me out… Vik 100% has a collection of those silly ties with cartoon characters like pokemon etc… he likes that blue one with cats best…

He knew V was special when he finished installing their first implant after they first met and shot him with “So, do I get a lollipop for bein’ a brave patient, doc?” with that cheeky smirk of theirs… even if just for shits and giggles Vik actually gave them their lollipop the next time they visited his clinic. “Fine, you my fave doc now, won’t go anywhere else.”

He has Hamsa and evil eye tattoo on his left pectoral, Misty told him that it meant protection from evil and he thought it fitting as a symbol of starting his career as a ripperdoc - he saves lives after all.

Viktor smokes. Not very often, sometimes he can go several days without cigarettes but if the day at clinic is hard or gods forbid he lost a patient… he smokes like a chimney. By some mysterious coincidence he started smoking even more when V came along. I wonder why?

He genuinely enjoys V’s company. He LOVES when they just sit at the clinic and talk or even just sit in silence. Their presence is really refreshing for this old doc.

Once Viktor, Misty, Jackie and V went to actually eat IN the restaurant. Misty and Vik casually sat and talked but, of course, Jack and V had a sword fight with chopsticks and Vik asked the waiter for two regular menus and for two menus for kids. After V called him “dad”, “pops” or… wait for it… “daddy” for the rest of the evening, Viktor never made the mistake of going out to eat with V. Both V and Jackie still bring it up sometimes much to doc’s dismay. Takeout is much safer option now.

Guess who is the one to always pick up horrendously drunk merc duo at 4am in the middle of the week. Yup. It’s Viktor. Usually they wait for him outside, sitting on the pavement, arms on each others shoulders, singing love songs. Sometimes they burst in tears when they see Vik “coz youre the best friend I’ve had Viky”, “yea, doc, there no other like ya”.

Dad jokes. That’s it.

UNGODLY ALCOHOL TOLERANCE. THIS MAN CAN DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND SAY HES JUST TIPSY. Jackie? Under the table. V? Babbling something about “hopin’ there is real afterlife” while hugging toilet bowl. Viktor? Checking if Jack still breathes and holding V’s hair if necessary. “Amateurs” he thinks.

One of his most beloved possessions is a teddy bear. A gift from V. A they had put it “for caring for people around you and so you don’t feel too lonely here in clinic and, well, for being you”. Little fluffy fella has a special place in Vik’s heart as well as on his couch right beside the boxing gloves.

No one keeps secrets like he does.

He takes GREAT pride in being the only person who knows V’s real name.

Also he’s the person who saw V at their most vulnerable. Bleeding, bruised, beaten, drunk, crying.

As true to their promise as they are, he thinks V’s loyalty is amusing and rather sweet but also dangerous bUT V JUST WON’T GO TO ANY OTHER RIPPER. Found some new chrome somewhere else? They bought it and had it delivered to Vik’s. Small repairs? Go to Vik’s. Bleeding out somewhere in Pacifica? Go to Vik’s. He swears he will strangle them himself one day.

Nicknames. Doll, Sweetheart, Champ, Captain, Big Guy, Charmer, Knock Out, Honey, Sweet pea, Cupcake, Pumpkin… I COULD GO ON FOREVER.

Usually it’s Misty to find him sleeping on his desk but when it’s V and Jack… well… let’s say sharpie can be pain in the ass to wash off from your face.

Jackie got him pink gauges with daisies. As a joke. HA! Jokes on you Jack. He wears them. P R O U D L Y.

My man loves whisky. Nothing like late friday evening and a glass of liquid gold with ice.

Once, when V was keeping him company at clinic after he closed, he tried to be smooth (we all know the way he moves with that chair on wheels of his)… long story short he misjudged the distance from chair and he fell on his ass with a loud *T H U D*. He sat like that for some time. “Oh my god! Vik, are you ok?” “Yeah, yeah, just… give me a moment…” And that was the end of “Smooth Vik”.

Officially Misty is his emotional support spiritualist. Unofficially V is his emotional support idiot merc, but also, like, the cause of most of his frustrations. JESUS V TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IS THAT YOUR ARM THAT YOURE CARRYING IS THAT ANOTHER BULLET WOUND FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE ILL KILL YOU MYSELF I SWEAR. Smeone just give him a hug please.

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Fandom: *mad at viktor simps*

Viktor simps:

It do be like that tho...

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I'll be real. His bald patch shines brighter than my future and I love it.

I used to have major hots for Viktor, then I noticed his bald patch and I toned it down XD;;

Well he certainly is a bit old, it’s only normal and I find it cute :) I wanna touch it and kiss it asefwslaskgr

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Wow people out there really get mad at Viktor simps coz he ain't fucking Ryan Gosling or other Brad Pitt level pretty. Jeez. Ya'll really romance characters just because of the looks and not because they are well-written characters? I mean whatever floats your boat but still. I have this problem with Takemura - he pretty, he fun, but he's loyal to Arasaka. Same with Johnny - pretty rockerboy, fun (and he's Keanu haha) BUT HE'S A FUCKIN TERRORIST. ALSO, the only arguments against Viktor I see is:

He's old when he's probably a tad bit older than River who's in his 40s, Takemura with all Arasaka tech could be around 100, Kerry is around 80 REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE AGE DIFFERENTLY

He's ugly. I'm not even going to comment this one because this argument is ✨invalid✨

Yes, I'm going to die mad about it and so are you.

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Viktor: Care to explain why your leg is in your hands? Again?

V, crawling into clinic with her leg in one hand:

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Vik simps be like

just a normal conversation between me and @eurodynesass about vik 😔

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VIKTOR VEKTOR SINGS LOVE SONGS IN THE SHOWER

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Ok, here's a thing I've been thinking about for a very long time. We all know how weak V is near the end of the game. Coughing blood, fainting, headaches - full package. Let's say V got rid of the chip (what happens with Johnny is up to you, preferably he gets his own body because even if he's an ass he's our ass) but instead of your canon endings, V stays under Viktor's. Meds, maybe some brain implant to expand V brain space - yanno, your typical recovery stuff. No more merc shite, no more gigs. Chip just wrecked her body too much and now her days consist of days at clinic or Misty's shop, doing small jobs like fixing guns (or something else V is good at but doesn't requires running into gang nests and shooting things) and helping her friends with mundane tasks. V finally gets to grieve properly with Mama Welles, Misty and Vik. V and Viktor get really close, they talk about feeling and shite and romance between them just feels so natural. I really think V deserves some domestic life with someone who knew her for a long time like Viktor. Let. V. Recover. In. Peace. In. Viktor's. Arms. CDPR YOU COWARDS.

bro I vibe with you so hard rn cause that's literally my canon ending with my V im. like deadass my mari doesnt get with vik til post-ending cause they're both dumb and dont realize the other feels the same way until he's helping her recover from mikoshi

ABSOLUTELY YES V is gonna be a-okay and johnny has his body back and everyone helps them get through their physical and mental hiccups (esp in regards to getting used to the fact they arent connected anymore) and V finally gets to Rest

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Viktor Vector Head cannons (an ongoing list)

An only child

Went through a typical angsty/angry teenage phase, getting into trouble and fights, which is what got him started with boxing

He’s not actually sure how many times he’s been arrested - But that’s long behind him now!

Was known as a ladies man back in his day. Could find his way into anyone’s pants!

Divorced - It was messy but he and the ex have a decent relationship these days

Has more tattoos on his back and chest. And one on his bum that he got as a drunken dare when a kid!

Rarely gets sick, but when he does, he is really sick. Freaked Misty out the first time he called up to say he was too ill to get to the clinic. Her and Jackie had to go round his just to make sure he was still alive!

The name “Viktor Vector” was originally a stage name for his boxing career that stuck after he retired.

Is really good at keeping his temper. If he loses his rag at you, you know he cares about you.

When he is in mentor/training mode he is 100% serious and focused. He wants to make sure V’s form is correct and that they won’t accidentally hurt themselves throwing punches. V definitely does not have this sort of resolve and quickly turns these training sessions into flirting sessions. Viktor is powerless!

Can handle his alcohol except when depressed/sad, that’s when he goes off the rails and drinks to excess. (He tells Pepe to limit what he serves him at Jackie’s ofrenda to prevent his over drinking - that’s why Pepe just keeps ignoring him!)

A terrible gift buyer. If he goes shopping for a birthday present you had better not get your hopes up as his mind immediately goes blank. He wouldn’t be able to answer the most simplest of questions about your likes. BUT is very good with random gestures that make up for this. He’ll bring you a coffee, just because. Your favourite snacks are on offer at the supermarket, he’ll pick you up a pack. Notices you are running low on cat food, brings you a fresh bag.

Has very good stamina (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)

Is terrible at expressing his emotions verbally, he ends up muddled and frustrated. When he has to, he keeps it short and sweet. He much more prefers to show his emotions physically (the positive ones anyway). A hug, a friendly punch on the arm, a searing kiss… 

Really likes how he looks when suited and booted and is always a little upset that he never really goes anywhere that requires getting dressed up. Drinks with the guys after work rarely requires a suit!

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THANK YOU.

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for science reasons i made a new v since i can put my graphics on the fancy pants settings now 

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sketch Viktor Vector x V “Nerves of steel”

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god i love it

just fyi

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...can you stab me in the eye sir?

hes so soft

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I promise to reblog every single shot of Vik smirking. Amen.

Have a smirking Vik

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"Not all men"

You are right. Viktor Vector would never.