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ive taken to wrappings my joints when they hurt (hello chronic pain my old friend) because someone told me it makes them feel better faster, and it does, but theres a good 1 to 5 min window where they ache like 35% worse you gotta push through before it settles down to "i can ignore this" territory and i just think thats bullshit
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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
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i am very aggressively protective over nonbinary people who look like they are amab/manly/masc because some of you are very quick to accept nonbinary people who look like they're afab/girly/fem but shit on anyone else.
and stop saying "afab nonbinary" and "amab nonbinary" because we all know you're just treating us like "female" and "male" which, yk is the exact opposite of what nonbinary is meant to be.
treat nonbinary people like nonbinary people, nothing else.
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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
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Day 24093 This is my house. I won’t allow anyone to harm it. There should have been no more intruders after the last one. I do not want these people here. They will leave-
Day 24095 They are siblings. They are loud. Always singing and talking and stomping. As if they must be louder than anything else.
Day 24106 There are bolts on the door now. Bolts and hideous, gaudy new locks. How dare they-
Night 24112 I was going to fill the night with terrors. But he woke up screaming before I began. She came running from the other room. They sleep right across the hall from each other, with the doors on a crack. …they are young, are they not, to be living on their own. Was I ever so young?
Day 24129 She has fixed the squeak in the door at the top of the stairs. It never squeaked when I still lived.
Day 24121 The noise of the doorbell scares them. But they get so many deliveries. It is a good bell. It has worked all these years- I can see one of the men coming now with his packages, trudging up to the door. …perhaps if I knock before he is here, they will come and look before he can sound the bell.
Day 24114 He is planting flowers in boxes on my windowsills. I always wished I could have some flowers.
Night 24137 She is afraid of the dark. I could see it in her eyes when she got out of bed. …I lit the lamps for her.
Day 24142 They have moved the couch to the sun spot a little to the right of the window. That is where I used to have my armchair. It is the only sensible place for it.
Day 24163 Sometimes the noises of the world are suddenly too much for him. He winces and tries not to sway his head. This is my house. …I can keep it calm and quiet for a while.
Day 24178 She just got a phone call and now they are both laughing. Laughter is a good sound, isn’t it. They said this house has been good luck…
Night 24205 They are singing in our kitchen. He found my cookbook in the gap at the back of the kitchen cabinet and now they are trying to cook. They wanted to start with the soufflé. They don’t even know how to make béchamel! I turned the page to the casserole instead.
Day 24236 This is my house. These are my boarders. I won’t allow anyone to harm them.
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ive heard enell sports bras flatten you a ton. im saving up for one, since they're pretty expensive for me, $80. i accidentally came across a trans man recommending the high impact bra especially as an alternative to binders. ive have since come across some other people saying that it made their chest small enough that a bagy t-shirt was enough to hide thier boobs completely. when i get one, i will also review
I don’t like how people advertise those free binder things as something helpful but in reality when you go to a free binder event they are all small or extra small really cheap binders that are unsafe to wear. So those free binder events either have trans men leaving empty handed because nothing fits them or permanently damaging their ribs because the people running the event did not care enough to actually do research.
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yeah but coroners dont. they dont even need a high school diploma, depending where youre at. ure elected. also sometimes if there are too many deaths, which you cannot tell me gotham does not have, coroners end up outsourcing to private contractors. they are not nearly as vetted as they should be in real life. u cannot tell me gotham, who has not uncommon mass murders, doesnt not have some shady motherfucker that hired two doctors that lost their license to malpractice, three random people off the streets and a teenager with an obviously fake id, to take advantage of that situation.
Got a new idea for some Medical examiner! Danny. I did this instead of working on my writing competition submissions 😀
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You know, Danny has always heard that Gotham was full of crime and murder, but so far it really wasn’t too bad!
He had moved here just over a month ago to work as a medical examiner at the GCPD until Jazz finished medical school and her internship at Arkham. Yeah, the crime rate was admittedly pretty bad, but the people here were so nice!
His coworkers invited him to join them on lunch, his neighbor, a big buff guy who looked like he ate nails, helped him move in, and he had only been mugged once which was pretty decent! It was on his first day here and he found his wallet on his doorstep the morning after, everything still inside!
He aced the interview and solved 2 crimes on his first day there! He even got off early to walk around and take pictures of the arcitecture to send to Sam. He did have to stay late a couple of nights to deal with paperwork, but that's to be expected. All in all, Life was going great!
Meanwhile, everyone who meets Danny is absolutely positive this kid is going to become Gotham's next rogue and is doing their dammed best not to end up on his vengance list when it inevitably happens.
His first day at work, he spent 8 minutes staring at the body before telling the Commissioner that he knew not only the victims name, but who the killer was and where the murder weapon was hidden.
Normally he'd be brushed off as crazy, but sure enough, everything he said was accurate. That would have been cause for an investigation but he was on video (albiet a very blurry video, those were brand new cameras and they were already malfunctioning?) working late on the night of the murder. The janitor even vouched for him.
His skin was almost as pale as the corpses he examined, and cold too. Danny nearly gave the intern a heartattack when he found him taking a nap on the breakroom couch, cold as literal ice and only faintly breathing. The kids eyes were even different colors depending on who you asked; some claimed it was blue, others siad it was bright green.
He mentioned his childhood once, talking about the lab in his parent's basement and how lab safety was basically a suggestion. He said this as he reached for his drink and almost took a sip of formaldehyde.
He also hasn't outright said it, but from what they've heard, they're pretty sure his parents were literaly hunting down the local hero from wherever he's from.
Yeah, this kid was most definitely rogue material and everyone was trying their best to either stay the hell out of it or at least end up on his good side. Danny just thinks gothamites are misunderstood little meow meows.
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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!
So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud
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also why is the only difference between her basket and her older brothers is her hair mask vs her brothers' king size sour path kids?
who the fuck gave my 2 year old baby cousin a hair mask for trick or treat?
#i mean she doesnt care but also she put the hair mask in my bag of candies when i told her it was for hair#she didnt even take candy out of mine to make a trade or anything#she just gave it to me
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who the fuck gave my 2 year old baby cousin a hair mask for trick or treat?
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NOTICE:
Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence
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I'm so obsessed with canon Mr. Lancer. He's a gamer. He dresses in drag. He's fat with lots of body hair. He has a vanity plate of his own last name. He was Casper High's first male cheerleader. He's committed tax fraud
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shout out to my sleep paralysis demon, who upon discovering that i was curled up on my side facing the wall, decided to lay on top of me to better loom until i could move again
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dude this post has free snacks.
you can literally just take some
🥐🥐🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 🍎🍎🍎🍓🍓🍓🍇
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