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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Lan: *pretending to be Bran* Hi, Niko. I missed you, my baby.
Niko: *whispering to Lan* Hi.
Niko: *punches Lan in the stomach* Bye.
Lan: *rolling on the ground in pain*
Bran: *speechless*
Niko: *kisses Bran* Hi, baby.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Nikobran give major girls-dad. And I'm glad we all collectively agree on that.
I see them with 3 beautiful triplets 😭🫶🏻.
Irina Sokolov-king ( or maybe kylie in honor of her grandfather)
Jasmine Sokolov- King ( In honor of her grandmother)
Jamie Sokolov- King ( In honor of her Grandfather)
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Irina the oldest of the triplet is somehow a mix of lan nd niko . She's definitely kind and generous to the people she cherish but wouldn't hesitate to give you hell for touching her family.
She's definitely narcissistic like her uncle Lan but not to the point of annoying.
She just knows she's that girl and everyone accepts it.
She's hella smart as well , like really smart. She's a women is STEM. And a worldwide famous figure skater.
She's also a bookworm. And is obsessed with pjo, HP.
She's kinda uncomfortable with the idea of relationship until she meets her person.
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Jasmine the middle child is full blown Niko. She's very violent and always angry when she doesn't get her way.
She's a very talented painter like her daddy. Almost everyone is in awe of her work. At how she can bring her paintings to life.
She's also a super fashionable girl. All her clothes are designer and custom made. Her sisters always tease her when she's dressed for the nine when they're just going to a simple hangouts.( she gets that from her aunty Maya)
She's kind of called a bully for telling people off when she's just being honest. She doesn't know the meaning of Sugarcoating and is similar to Irina in that department.
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Jamie the youngestis mini Brandon. Is the calm one of the bunch but with a RBF. Everyone is intimidated to approach her but once they get to know her she's the sweetest.
She's more reserved and quite than her sisters and is always observant.
She's a sketcher of all things. Give her a great pencil she'll sketch you in like an hour. ( She's freakishly talented) and is always approched by agents.
She's seen as the quite one yet She's always carefree with her sisters and parents.
She's absolutely terrified of any animals ,so much so that she's always fighting with Irina who's a lover of pets.
She's also really close to JerCes son ( X Volkov( name the kid)) to the point where they develop feelings for each other.
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The triplets are attached at the hip and would never let anyone come between them.
They have annual hangouts every Thursday.
They have a special group hug whenever one sister accomplishs something , feeling down, or just in general.
Each sister have a favorite aunt and Uncle.
Irina: Lan and Maya ( she always admired how lans mind works , and she feels a deep connection to Maya since she was a kid and she doesn't even know why.)
Jas: Kill and Glyn ( She bonds with glyn over their shared love of painting and since killian wont separate from Glyn she doesn't have a choice but to be close with him as well, but ends up being really close.
Jamie: Jer and Ces ( She always loved the calmness they bring when they're around. Bonus point is that they become her in- laws😉)
Lan and Bran always admired they're closeness since they never got that.
Mia and Maya gets nostalgic when they see the sisters.
Lan always tells them to never hesitant to call him if anyone dared to upset them.
They're always surrounded by bodyguards to the point they beg Niko to down it down.
Niko never stressed or forced them with the obligations that comes with the Mafia world ( Arranged marriage )
They're super close to 4 grand parents. Kyle is their go to when they need some fun embarrassing stories abt niko.
Irina inherits her love of cooking from Brandon . It's their bonding time and will kick out the rest from the kitchen.
Overall they're one happy family.
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This are my imagination so please take this as a silly fic.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Bran: *texts* I just finished uni, I'll come home soon.
Niko, behind a bush: *texts* I know, baby.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Killian: Never have I ever been rejected by Brandon.
Niko: Never have I ever become a doctor to see the insides of people.
Niko: Never have I ever cut open a mouse and been stupid enough to show it to my parents.
Niko: Never have I ever had a dad who hated me.
Killian: *jaw on the floor*
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Brandon when Nikolai started ghosting him the same way he ghosted him.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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[King family having dinner]
Brandon: I miss Nikolai
Landon: Can you not spoil my appetite?
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Nikolai : Landon is ugly
Brandon *sternly* : Niko
Landon : We're literally identical twins
Brandon *looking up at Niko* :
Nikolai : No, my love. My lotus flower you are one that world bows at and if it doesn't it will fucking bow because i will make it
Landon : Which still doesn't change the fact-
Nikolai *cutting Landon off* : But you who just accidentally happen to share the same womb as my lotus flower is disgusting
Nikolai *looking up at Jeremy* : You're right, Jer. we need more sanitizers to keep dirt away from our lovers. 100 bottles are not enough, so make it a 1000.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Gareth: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Nikolai: Well, Bran and I -
Brandon: *elbows Niko*
Nikolai: - wouldn't know 🥲.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Petty Niko>>>
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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God of Fury headers
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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[Bran ignoring Niko]
Niko: I know you miss me
Niko: are you still gonna ignore me??
Niko: You know that i know where you live, right?
Niko: Lotus flower?!!!
[Niko ignoring Bran]
Dear Diary,
Nikolai doesn't love me anymore.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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Killian : Should i take a nap until he is done?
Gareth : How long will he continue to do that, Jer?.
Jeremy : Give him some time he is getting there
Nikolai : *pushing the door from past five minutes, which literally says "pull me"*
Landon : What did my twin just see in him?
Brandon : He is cute
Landon : How are you even my twin *groans*
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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NIKOBRAN HEADCANNONS
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to keep you going this last week before God of Fury drops<3
Between all his sons-in-law, Brandon is Kyle's favorite.
Levi's is Mia (cousin-fuckers who stole his son and daughter he'll always beef with)
Brandon and Niko are the type of relatives to wear matching clothes on Christmas because Niko would take up any chance to wear matching anything with Brandon.
If and when Brandon bakes, no one gets a chance to even taste what he made before Niko devours it all.
The only place Niko can fall asleep in at record speed is Brandon's arms.
The only reason Niko teaches Brandon how to drive a bike is so he can put his arms around his boyfriend's slutty waist boyfriend.
Remi is terrified on Brandon's behalf.
"Bran, yes, he's hot but mate, look at that guy! He has some skin on those tattoos!"
Astrid shares Remi's concerns but soon comes to find out that Niko is the biggest goofball of sunshine and almost adopts him.
Surprisingly, the one who takes the longest to accept Brandon is Rai. Because it's not her first time meeting the Kings (hello, she's a far relative) and she's worried that her oldest who is actually tender hearted and plagued by demons of his past, might be crushed beyond repair if Brandon hurt him.
Brandon and Landon think they can get away with tricking their in-laws by dressing as each other but they underestimate the Sokolov-Hunters who told them apart the moment they walked in.
Brandon tried it on Niko once when he first divulged about how Maya and Mia used to do it, but Niko could tell Brandon apart from his "psycho" brother in a heartbeat.
"It's your eyes" He had murmured. "Yours sparkle"
Glyndon is weary of Niko but as long as Brandon's happy, she's happy.
Landon is supremely unhappy.
When Landon first opposes their relationship by threatening Niko, Niko flings back "Remember who you're dating and what I mean to them" back at him.
Niko and Landon almost kill each other multiple times.
If there's someone even more unhappy than Landon, it's Crieghton.
Creighton: "Does this mean I can't fight him anymore?" Elsa: "Why were you fighting him before this?!" Creighton: "Is anyone else hearing this buzzing? I should go check."
Niko goes feral whenever he sees Brandon shirtless and vice-versa but
Niko is always shirtless, so Brandon is always suffering.
Unlike Niko, Brandon doesn't carry him into a dark corner to immediately fuck.
If there's no scene of Brandon asking Niko "Who's fucking you?" Rina, you'll hear from my therapist. And if there's not a single, evil, unhinged Brandon moment where Niko is flabbergasted at the change and is accusing him of being two-faced at which Brandon will laugh, lean in and ask tauntingly "What are you going to do? Tell on me?" I will sue.
Brandon's muse is Niko. (Bitch, I said what I said)
Unlike Landon, Brandon doesn't divulge this piece of information to his boyfriend because he does not want to give Niko even more reasons to walk around with lesser clothes.
Brandon gets a tattoo for Niko on his ribs. (cue feral Nikolai)
After which Niko tries to get Brandon's name tattooed on his favorite organ, but Jeremy literally deadlocks the door to his room to keep him inside after Niko asked for opinions in their group chat about his decision.
Niko: You don't think it's romantic? Jeremy, Killian, Gareth, Landon, Eli, Creighton, Remi:
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They've definitely rolled around in paint and fucked on a canvas after it. Niko would display it in the entryway of their house if Brandon let him.
They've also joined the mile high club.
After they get engaged, Brandon calls him by his full-name as in "Nikolai Sokolov-Hunter-King" just to piss him off but Nikolai loves being associated to Brandon in every possible way, so it backfires.
Their wedding bands have each other's name inscribed in them.
As does the underside of their ring fingers in the other's handwriting.
Nikolai tries drawing a heart over the i in his name and almost gets smacked.
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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“even if you hate yourself, i’ll love you for the both of us.”
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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*Niko comes up and hugs Bran, burying his face in his neck*
Bran, worried: What's wrong, baby?
Niko, whispering: You don't love me anymore.
Bran: Wha-
Bran:
Bran, enraged: LANDON, COME HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?
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chansstolenlaptop · 21 days ago
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