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> be me

> the smallest most pathetic sopping wet knight in Camelot

> enjoying a nye party at uncle artie’s

> dude walks in and he’s green for some reason

> not worried about it just thought he was doing a bit

> asks to play a Yule game where someone strikes him with an axe and he gets to do it back next year

> mfw

> uncle art goes to accept the challenge

> I say fuck it and volunteer because I’m not doing anything with my life anyway

> chop the green guy’s clean head off

> he picks his head up and laughs

> says I have to meet him at some chapel so he can do thing to me next year

> I piss myself

> he lets me keep the axe so that’s nice

> what do I doooo guys

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reasons.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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The Minotaur of Cretes

posted a month ago on my Patreon, original text by @pigswithwings can be found here 💗 I started this one last December and then couldn’t touch it for many months until finally it just kind of happened. it means a lot to me to this day 💗

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brainstorming

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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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❝ Yo. It's been a while, Kurosaki. ❞

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez → BLEACH: Thousand Year Blood War, episode 31

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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Una ofrenda por Palestina

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Barbie Diwali 2024: A Celebration of Tradition and Elegance with Anita Dongre

This year, Mattel is celebrating the Festival of Lights with Diwali 2024 Barbie doll dressed in a stunning ensemble designed by renowned Indian couturier Anita Dongre.

The doll will be on sale on October 7, 2024, primarily on Amazon India, and later in other online stores and marketplaces around the world.

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Boop 😺

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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oF COURSE I HAD TO MAKE A CONTINUATION OF THIS

Slut Qinghua is going for that 12/12 achievement.