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ALT

leverage season 1 plot

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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

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bisexuality tutorial for beginners easy

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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too

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healthy & normal teenagers are produced inside the hell whale

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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occam's 11. they probably stole the money

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i still can't believe that "you should read comic books in the comic book fandom" is somehow some kind of spicy hot take tbh. comics are cool and some of them have my best friend superman in them. and if that's not enough they even have lois lane. what's not clicking

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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

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Krismannuel Kant (elf version) releasing his new book Tis The Critique of Pure Season.

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amogus boba ඞ

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because of woke playboy is now solely publishing french new wave literature semi-obscured by lurid pictures of extreme close-ups on the human body that is, apparently, "up to the viewers' interpretation"

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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

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“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot