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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it

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Movie scene I still think about years after having watched it for the first time 1#

The kiss in Penelope because he doesn’t even notice that the curse is broken and the movie made sure to do it BEFORE he found out to show that it didn’t matter to him.

Extended bonus because I really love this kiss

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I would forget to text you back in every reincarnation

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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Not writing a fanfic nobody asked for but writing fanfic for yourself and that one other person who is equally insane about the idea

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Javier Mayoral, The Motel and the Iguana, 2021 

Acrylic on panel, 8 x 9.5 in.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

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you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

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Duck

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great! now do the same medical study with women