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Because it’s cool next question

CONFESSION:

Why do mass effect shotguns have a pump? They really don't need it.

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That comment did not age well

Puns aren't funny

Donald Trump will be a great president. What’s the connection between your statement and mine? They are both completely false

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I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe

I made dis

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Tali’Zorah vas Darude Sandstorm

I have created a masterpiece. Keela se’lai

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Me: I would die for Merula

Merula:

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I laughed so hard I scared my cat

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Harry minding his business then voldemort’s voice suddenly appears in his head:

Harry thinking about making out with Ginny then he remembers she is Ron’s sister:

Harry watching the triwizard champions getting selected thinking how he will be able to just chill for once then his name comes out of the goblet:

Harry enjoying his quidditch match then suddenly a dementor appears:

Harry casually walking down the hall with ron and hermione then he hears basilisk’s voice in the walls:

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I dunno I’d be flipping my entire shit, and not in fear

One day, headlines around the world will read “ALIENS ARE HERE” and nobody will care, calling it clickbait.

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My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

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Listen medical alcohol burns tho

Movie heros will walk through fire, bullets, fights, cuts, etcetera, without batting an eye; but will wince as soon as a woman touches the wound while cleaning it.

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I don’t think that’s how that works

The first person ever to steal someone else’s work was original.

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Wait I liked it and I’m pretty sure I don’t fit into any of those

People who liked Venom (2018): - gays - monsterfuckers - ppl who think tom hardy is sexy - most of the ppl who like the venom comics tbh

People who didn’t like Venom (2018): - critics - ppl who don’t like fun i guess - cowards

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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

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I made dis

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Me as a DM

““So… Bars, huh?””

— -Our DM, saying the first words of the campaign.