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Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?

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I wrote a 28 page manual to answer all the questions that everyone keeps asking me.

Documentation is everyone's friend.

“feel free to ask any questions”

is there a manual or other written instruction?

why isn’t there a manual or other written instruction?

have you considered having a manual or other written instruction might make the task more efficient?

why are you in charge?

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Orange cat (Unmute !)

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House keys, car keys, lip balm, pen, small notepad, wallet, sunglasses (prescription,so hard case), small torch, travel pack of tissues, 3 nylon fold up shopping bags, measuring tape, card wallet, mints, sanitary pad, band aids, emery board, folded up plastic grocery bag, mask, phone.

I can also fit my kindle or medical notebook and either an umbrella or a water bottle in there too. In a backpack just smaller than an A4 piece of paper.

I have used every item in my bag on multiple occasions. That's why they're in there.

Oh, I also have a clip to hang my fold up walking stick from!

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

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Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world  cannot change you back

THE LAST UNICORN 1982, dir. Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass

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This is one of the nicer places I've rented.

It has heating AND cooling. Not good, but they exist and work.

This place is consistently 10 - 12c inside in winter when the heating isn't running.

Winter is cold, but not too bad. But the houses don't stay warm, I'm used to having icy cold feet 24/7, I GET UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE TEMP IS ABOVE 18 INSIDE, all because (at 45) I've never lived in a house insulated enough to maintain a healthy indoor temperature.

Whenever someone foreign asks me about the Australian climate I'm always like, "No! It doesn't really get cold here, don't worry! We basically never get snow in major cities. Even the hail turns to water within seconds."

This is true. It doesn't get cold in Australian major cities, comparatively.

But the other truth is that the WHO says 18 C° (64.4° fahrenheit) is a safe and "well-balanced" indoor residential temperature, and I am not sure that I have ever lived in a house in which 18° can be maintained inside during winter. Studies back me up on this. We know Australians have higher rates of cardiovascular disease, respiratory disease and mental illness because of it. It's like when they were building houses here they just went "Well it can be easy to cool or easy to heat. Pick one." And I think they must have asked this question in February, not July.

All this to say: my heater is on and I am wearing a hoodie in bed and I am. so cold. brrrrrr.

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Bruce does not have the ass to pull this off.

bruce thomas wayne take that shit off NOW

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on a side note, bianca looks better than ever

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Rip to everyone on this site who didn't realise they were following sleeper dragon age fans. The fandom is awakening from its deep slumber.

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i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

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Check THIS out

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star wars: prequels incorrect quotes (1/?)

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I have many thoughts after that gameplay trailer, but this is the one I'll share for now.