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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

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youtube content in the dc universe

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the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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Christmas Crackers

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i love when videogames (and other media but ive mostly seen it in videogames) have like. holidays that are BASICALLY earth holidays but repainted slightly. like yeah no we dont have christmas here we have... snowflake day. winterfest. the feast of the winter star. it's like when you get off-brand versions of trademarked properties except nobody owns christmas and halloween (last time i checked) so i truly think they just do this for the fun of it. and it is fun. they're correct.

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Me and my friend had some fun trying to rewrite the sequel trilogy a while ago and I think the best idea we had was Luke dies and Han and Rey get stranded on some nowhere planet where he has to haphazardly attempt to teach her years of jedi training in like a week entirely by reading out of Luke’s notes (somehow even worse than Luke’s extremely DIY training in the OT).

This isn’t at all based on the ‘Han has the force’ theory it’s literally just crabby atheist old man Han Solo and his dead best friend’s religious texts that are totally useless to him vs the world.

i LOVE that, disney needs to get you two rewriting the sequels STAT

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Cadet Batch Quotes

Cody: *just now finding out the Batch was cadetified* You SHRUNK the 99s!?

Rex: Technically, they’re de-aged. Also, Echo did it.

Echo: I did not! *grabs* Give him back, for kriff’s sake!

Cody: *snarling, clutching 7-yr-old Hunter closer* No! You had them for two hours and you did this! What if next time you vaporize them?!

Cadet Tech: Theoretically, the bright side to being vaporized would be that we would not survive to be embarrassed by the result, a situation we are currently enduring.

Cody:

Rex:

Echo: 

Cody: There is NO BRIGHT SIDE to being vaporized!

Cadet Crosshair: We wouldn’t have to listen to you argue.

Cadet Wrecker: Yeah. Everyone’s friends when they’re dead.

Cody:

Cody: I swear to the Maker, I have no idea how you four are still alive.

Echo: Now that we’ve established that, can I have Hunter back now?

Cody: *hiss* Absolutely not!

Cadet Hunter: *being squished* Please, Cody? Cuz I can’t breathe.

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im watching the last episode of the imp & skizz podcast and im obsessed with grians genuine hatred of joel's car base. its so funny. especially because he seems confused as to why joel would think to build something so random and its like. grian. he built a fairground last season. i think joels priorites on the life series are 1) build weird base 2) make fun of jimmy 3) kill.

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greenhouse

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Red life gem doodle

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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Fun little redraw of this meme by @fish-cakez because it made me laugh so much, I can't stop thinking about it

Oh, and I'm playing around with digital art now (yippeeee)

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made my friend @zazas-witchcartel do the thing and xD i cant get over these (she knew who scott was btw,, thought it would be sillier to pretend otherwise)

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i tried joining the banner contest for mumbo's discord server but now im starting to regret submitting with the flamingo im crying