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Rough sketches

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SWEAR I READ ONE LIKE THE LAST ONE (lando’s a hopeless cook oscar brings him meals) BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHAT ITS CALLED 💔💔

if you could commision your dreammm landoscar fic to read what would it be? The general plot, dynamics, vibes, side characters, etc.

GREAT question anon 🧡🧡🧡 honestly the thing about me is that every wip i have is kind of my dream 814 fic because i work from a "i guess i have to make it if i want it to exist 😔" perspective and less from any innate desire to force my poor writing onto people. so my dream landoscar fic is kind of my current wip but Better 💔

lately i've just been in the mood for like longer, unapologetically tropey, maybe more understated fic where it doesn't have to be super intense/romantic to be memorable! some of my fav tropes + narrative styles are found family and alt reality (e.g. one person is still a driver or they have different jobs in the f1 world), so that's what i'm working on rn (oscar's precocious karting daughter meets futurefic lando who's unconsciously torn between his attachment to his current lifestyle as an f1 driver and his desire to finally have a family to call entirely his own T__T)

another thing about me is that I LOVE UNCONVENTIONAL MIXED MEDIA FIC!!! but i'm really bad at writing social media dialogue and i actually just really like coding html elements from scratch for the sole purpose of inserting it into a fic. i don't even know what the plot would be though.......

some other wips i have that will probably never be written:

magical realism fic where everyone on the grid has powers, lando's is considered dangerous/volatile and is strongly linked to his emotions so he's been wearing a suppressor his whole life whereas oscar's has a beneficial/healing property and he doesn't need to suppress it (basically its effect on people around him is linked to the intensity of his feelings for them). lando who is usually clumsy and prone to bumping into things and randomly hurting himself, again in part from the longterm effect of having to essentially lock away the piece of himself that balances him out to conform to society, is prancing around like wow is it just me or has my luck been reallyyyy good lately? 🥺 while oscar is clenching his fists to the side telling himself to be normal. meanwhile alex whose power is that he can See Auras is like wow you bitches are BRIGHT PINK!!!!!! and is always making fun of them. you get the gist

my beloved babygirl aka f/f 234 + 814...!!! i've had this draft for a million bazillion years but it's really a lesbian lando character study, and delves a lot into her insecurities and how she's grown into herself as a person, from a little baby prude to a self-assured pillow princess. there's a lot of like pining after (unattainable!) alex, becoming fwbs, having her heart broken by her when she inevitably meets her hot/stable/emotionally mature golfer bf, and then being like Who TF Is This? when the next girl on the grid is her teammate who has never worn anything stylish in her entire life, and then... yeah. there's a lot more to it but i'll stop there

really the dynamic is about oscar ACTS OF SERVICE........... i think someone should also write a neighbors fic where lando is learning to cook for himself for the first time and keeps nearly setting his kitchen on fire and oscar is like oh my god you are hopeless. and starts bringing him meals. anyway

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this but also sticking lawson (has not completed even a full season for vcarb) in the seat instead of tsunoda (been in vcarb for years)

"Checo deserves to be free of the mental anguish and absolutely toxic work environment he experienced within Redbull and the racism/xenophobia from F1 as a whole and I hope he's happy"

and

"It's hard for this to not feel like bigotry succeeded today and racism will always beat down on POC to a mental and emotional level until they leave and it's hard to not be discouraged watching an icon of latino representation to have been pushed out so cruelly"

are two thoughts that can exist simultaneously.

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my wacom shat the bed so i reinstalled the drivers but forgot to save my csp before restarting auuuggghhhhhhhhh

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The Leech is a powerful and dangerous animal, not to be trusted

ID: 20 second video of a dark brown leech slowly sniffing my hand underwater, then gently swimming away and burrowing into the mud. "Mountain Village" from Pikuniku is playing. end ID.

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Reblog if you think Oscar Piastri is or has the potential to be a better driver than Lando Norris

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George Russell 2025

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accidentally got caught in the middle of f1 rpf discourse on tiktok i hate it here

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can i say landoscar because why are they actively checking each other out at any given moment

Why do the "let dudes be friends" ppl only ever say that about the gayest motherfuckers who have ever walked the earth??? So many good examples and good representation of dudes being pals, but you have to say this shit about the two men who stare at each other's lips for a living and clearly dream about each other at night???

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cosmo sylvan my glorious king i beg of thee put aporia on amazon music

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reblogging to save the links in the replies el oh el

does someone have a motogp crash course/primer so I can get into the sport and understand it by the end of march lol

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phineas ass head shape

boy why are you so triangular

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I forgot to post her on here omg, but mystic flour au design as a gift for 4k on instagrammmm :)

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guitarist osc for my f1 band au!!! <3

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where does one acquire a suit like this

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god nerfed me by giving me (canadian, works in food service) eczema that’s triggered mostly by cold, dry weather and soap

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tiny ass hands struggling to hold two cans