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damn i wish i could say that i'm surprised people didn't think this through, but considering the obvious lack of (critical) thinking skills i sadly am not at all surprised. for their sakes i hope they manage to pay the money back and not go to jail

Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

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Just thinking about the intimacy behind a very soft and gentle "Let's get you home."

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what is the truth

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RHAENICENT APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 7 -> Free Choice: Rhaenicent + The Onion/Reductress Headlines

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this stuff is super concerning in general, but especially as someone who's gonna be teaching teenage boys i am really worried for their brains

This comment makes me feel less insane because I swear there has been a drastic increase in misogyny. I see (and hear) it all the time in ways I didn't before

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i could write more about it but the reason ppl like rachel dolezal and oli london, bhad bhabie, that tiktok fake hippie chick with the hair mats ETC. get popular enough to have this big platforms is because white ppl view racism as a taboo and thus when they see someone make racism a personality they wanna stare at that person like a car crash.

of course the only socially acceptable way to obsess over caricature-level racists is by harping on about how strange or problematic they are— so u might find a white creator make ten tiktoks about one racist as though it’s anything but content production at that point….and you’ll notice that by that point in time the creators of color will have moved on, because racism is not carnivalesque to us but in fact quite quotidian. it’s annoying and revealing to me that if a racist is absurd and quirky enough their racism will GROW their platform as people flock to hate-watch their interviews and stoke their engagement via epic clapback comments

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"Why do most men have better skin than me when their skincare routine is soap and a washcloth" is one of those questions that, were it not for gender essentialism, would completely obliterate the skincare industry

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Making attraction to older adults into a childhood trauma thing is so gross and immature, not even because half the people doing it don’t actually have ‘mummy/daddy issues’ — it’s just the deliberate, desperate childishness of trying to pretend you’re not old enough for it to be normal to be attracted to the unmistakeable attributes of adults. You did not have a crush on your teacher because you have psychological problems, but because healthy sexuality is oriented towards adults, and this was an adult you saw every day smartly dressed, displaying confidence, leadership, and expertise in a subject, all of which make a person attractive. You are not attracted to Cate Blanchett because of ‘mummy issues’ because she’s not your mum, I doubt she looks like your mum, and you do not have any semblance of a parent-child relationship with her — you like her because she is a beautiful woman whose job means she has developed a lot of charisma and passion, and has also been presented to you in romantic and sexual contexts. You are not attracted to that male actor because of ‘daddy issues’ but because he is a handsome, well-dressed and confident adult. You are way too fucking old to be going “ooh so squicky and strange to like 38 year old do we have to do the frick frack?”

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the sense of knowing that you're in a big transitional stage of your life. such a surreal feeling. exciting and terrifying and grief-filled and joyous all at once.

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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hello online feminist do you hate men as an extension of the hierarchical class they create, uphold and coercively enforce in society or do you hate men because you genuinely believe they are evil through an inherent biological heritage that cannot be mended

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i think the thing that fucks me up about anti-fatness is that it's a pure disgust response but people don't even realize it cause they've wrapped it up in so much moralizing and bad science. Like they can't even look at the part where they're just taught to view people as disgusting anymore and understand that that's all it is. And when they see fat people trying to be or do anything that isn't being sorry for existing they have to push it back into that mold. I have to be a walking talking anti-fat psa.

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"As the power shifts, and Rhaenyra starts to gain more power, it starts to ebb with Alicent. There's always this like, you know, invisible umbilical cord holding them together." - Olivia Cooke for The Hollywood Reporter

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Homes are expensive because of landlords hoarding them for profit, not because of regulations.