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Bean juice

holy shit i juste drank nearly 1L of coffee (and milk, i am not a monster) in like 2hours, the last hour being 7pm bcs i didnt check the time and not i am trembling - by that i mean nearly convulsing - and my heart aches and is going by the speed of light plz help

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transphobia isn’t feminism.

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10) you don’t need to be that close to me

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It’s 2019 and if you’re still telling your daughter to “put on clothes” because she wearing shorts or short sleeves in her own house because there’s men in the house you need to look at the men in yo house BITCH

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Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

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Unexpected package

SOOOoooo after my far from glorious failed attempt to get pink hair (it last max 1 day and a half), I did order right away an another semi permanent hair color from a brand that someone recommanded me (hello if you cross this post anytime soon) BUUUUUUUUT I did change my mind pretty quickly (like... 3days) after the impulsive purchase and did unordered (deordered?) it and i actually got the refund (but not of the other package with like brushes to apply color and like a mixing bowl whatever).

What a pleasant surprise yesterday to see that i  recieved a little package in my mail box! “Oh!” I thought “It must be the bowl, or I mean, it *has* to since i got nothing else ordered”. I grab the tiny package. “It is weirdly heavy and cylindric” I thought, once again. To relieve any sort of doubt from my mind, I open the plastic and oh suprise : THE SEMI PERMANENT MANIC PANIC HAIR COLOR IN FLEUR DU MAL I GOT THE REFUND OF!!! “I cant believe it!” I tell myself “Maybe it is a sort of destiny for me to have pink hair”.

Excited, I go back in my appartement, and start to read the ingredient of the little pot. At the beggining, nothing that i knew nor understood but suddently, it said “aloe vera” and oh no! what a cruel fate! what a pain and a misery! I was doomed (and also very dramatic about it, as you can read). I have the unlucky fate of being one of the only people on earth that do allergic reactions (or least like unconfort and rashes) when in contact of aloe vera (”you like never put it on a sunburn or anything or like used it as a moisturizer” NO, that’s the whole point of an allergy, even my nose itches when I smell it, like an overdramatic captain that smells bullshit (or an ennemy) from miles away).

So i dont know if i should do the allergies tests (like putting a little bit of product on your skin for like an hour or so to see if no reaction) or be a pussy and not give it a try despite my undying will to dye my hair.... But honestly I think I will stay safe on this one, and like dye my hair at an hairdresser if I ever go to the engineering school i am dreaming of since i am 14 and give or sell the wanted but not usable product.

That was hella long. I like narratives.

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Update on the hair colour i wanna get while my mom is unhappy about it :

- i ended up commanding the product that a friend actually recommended (instead of taking the first thing on the shelf)

- i have to wait at least to WEEK (nooooo) to get it...

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Update : hair coloring alone is hell, and the thing i bought turned... weird but not unpretty

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Guess what is this weekend activity folks (btw i just bought the first brand i could my hands on in a store)

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I look on crack

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Greta Thunberg, a Swedish climate activist. Bless this girl, honestly.

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tropes that need to die: redemption arcs for abusive fathers

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Meet the Midwesterners

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If an embryo is a baby then having sex with a pregnant woman is indecent exposure in front of a minor.

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It is amazing that when you put a few people together they can be very intelligent, but when you put 535 people together in Congress they can actually be the dumbest group of people that were ever assembled.

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The quickest way to find a cure to a disease is to infect a billionaire with it.