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This is so fucking funny

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I was inspired

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Finally have a Minecraft realm again for the first time in 2 years. I’m so excited

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This is an older drawing

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I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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this is so damn funny lmaooo

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

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The Ace Attorney translation is so funny because if it were translated today it would probably just be normal but since it was the 2000s and American brains couldn't comprehend Japan there's randomly an insular village that strictly practices Shinto divination in Southern California

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my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

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me when anyone says anything to me

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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

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the 🙃 emoji did so much for girls who are currently in the process of snapping