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25 Year Old, Flannel Loving, Cat Obsessed, Stereotypical Lesbian. Have fun navigating through this hot mess. Twitter: MissAllisonD17Instagram: Miss_AllisonD Anything you want to know, just ask.
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“Life, if well lived, is long enough.”
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Conrad Jon Godly
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#that’s a nice spaceship you’ve got there #it’d be a real shame #if something happened to it
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Kisses that remind me why being gay is amazing.
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how the human brain works:
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
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Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.
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Higher, further, faster, baby.
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Finland
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