certified-spooky
i've been on this website for like 14 years
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if i'm posting i'm probably procrastinating 29! yikes!
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certified-spooky · 7 months ago
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2024 tumblr is really unhinged, i kinda love it
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certified-spooky · 7 months ago
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it's like my dad went from "mental health isn't real it's just lazy people" to "mental health is real but people should just be less lazy about it"
my guy that is not growth
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certified-spooky · 7 months ago
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now that i'm a therapist my dad is like
"all these people with mental health issues should be less lazy and fix themselves RIGHT?!?!?!" and i don't know how to interface with that guys
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certified-spooky · 7 months ago
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certified-spooky · 9 months ago
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so i watched an episode of glee to see how bad it was kind of as a joke and i'm now on episode 5 and i'm fully watching this now lmao
it's bad but if you frame it in your mind as camp it kinda works really well
if you let it be hilarious it's completely hilarious because of how ridiculous it is
2009 was a different time lmao
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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does this man spend any time with his children???
did kody mature after the age of 15 at all?
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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“There are some things I cannot do alone.” 🖌️ ( Blue Eye Samurai)
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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every single one of these women is a goddess and kody is like a dumb little troll
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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I turn 29 next week 🙃🙃🙃👵
mean girls came out almost 20 years ago i AM GOING TO THROW UP
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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WE ARE ALMOST 30 i can't even
mean girls came out almost 20 years ago i AM GOING TO THROW UP
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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I'm going to become a family therapist reacts to sister wives blog
so i'm on episode 2 of season 1, you may not know this but i love mormons so this is a very natural progression for me, i originally started on season 12 because i thought it would be too much to catch up on but tbh i think i will be able to watch every single episode of this show whoops
i just heard kody say he is "courting" robyn and my reaction was "that's so cute that he says courting" and then i realized i was being brainwashed, but idk guys it's pretty cute
i know things get worse from here and this is just tv magic but honestly i don't have a problem with this lifestyle if it's working for people
just be kind to your children when they choose a different life and be kind to each other, that's what really matters
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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mean girls came out almost 20 years ago i AM GOING TO THROW UP
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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can someone help me on 2023 tumblr dot com how do i quick reblog? is that a thing now?
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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DOCTOR WHO (2005) - The Star Beast
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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do you guys think my roommate and boyfriend are enjoying my death metal era?? i just wanna be cool
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certified-spooky · 1 year ago
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One thing I've realized about people through being a therapist is that like 90% of people think they have memory issues, and its generally something people worry about and ruminate on
Because so many people talk about it though i've become convinced that people think they should be remembering more than the human brain is designed to remember
Like my guy you aren't getting dementia, you're just extremely stressed all the time and your brain is choosing to not remember unnecessary items
I don't remember shit lmao but I just assume its normal/related to the devil's lettuce
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