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faggot with style

Y'know what? I'll take it. Thanks <3

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hi!!! was just wondering, hav eyou met jason yet? if you have, how do you guys get on?

Yeah, yeah I have! I like him a lot, he's sweet. Tried to teach me chess more than once but it never stays.. He can't complain though, the baseball tips I give him don't stick either. :)

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You know what? Fuck you, I'm not coming home tonight. Cook your own dinner, I'll be back tomorrow.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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I‐ You're unbelievable. I do! I clean and I cook your meals for you. Isn't that what you want? Someone who won't stand up to you.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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Like I'm supposed to? Baby I'm not your fucking ex-wife. News flash, you're dating a man.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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You never are, Marvin. Always got something to bitch about with me, haven't you? Never "Oh, how was your day Whizzer?" never "Oh, it's good to see you Whizzer!" Always a complaint.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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Oh look, you finally have something to talk about. Is that what's got you so snappy??

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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I don't drink away my problems.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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Oh so you turned to drink instead of being an adult about it, okay, that's nice to know.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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Marvin. I'd rather you talked about it, but if you wanna be an asshole about it? Fine.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

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You're not acting like it's fine, and.. I saw your other posts about it.

..Marvin? I'm sorry for not coming home the other night I was busy.

- Whizzer ( @certified-prettyboy )

It's fine.

[certified-prettyboy]

Whjere are youu?

- mArvin

(ooc: no pressure to respond btw !! marvin's being paranoid again ahaha)

Shit- Sorry baby I was uh, busy. Sorry.

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I'll remind you when I make you breakfast, baby.

Maybe I should start taking my meds again like Mendel says I should...

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Try taking them when you get up, make it a habit?

Maybe I should start taking my meds again like Mendel says I should...

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Whenever he recommended, I'm no psychiatrist, honey.

Maybe I should start taking my meds again like Mendel says I should...

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Baby if I knew I would've been reminding you, I'm sorry- Take them please.

Maybe I should start taking my meds again like Mendel says I should...

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I NEED YOU SO BAD BRO YOUR HAIR AND YOUR EYES AND YOUR VOICE AND UH EVERYTHING ELSE OH UH ALSO YOUR CLOTHES THOSE TOO THEYRE PRETTY COOL PLEASE (im a guy if that makes it ANY more of an option) (please)

Oh, well thank you very much <3