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BuzzFeed published a report claiming that Tumblr was utilized as a distribution channel for Russian agents to influence American voting habits during the 2016 presidential election in Feb 2018.
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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btw when i say stuff on here im joking except for when im not… so just remember that …
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Can I get some of the greenest creatures you can find?
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Green Broadbill (Calyptomena viridis), family Calyptomenidae, order Passeriformes, Malaysia
photograph by Tan Tc
Amazon Basin Emerald Tree Boa (Corallus batesii), family Boidae, found in the Amazonian lowlands of South America
This species was split off from the Emerald Tree Boa, C. caninus, in 2009.
photograph by Tara Biron & Reptiles4all
Green Hairstreak (Callophrys rubi), family Lycaenidae, Netherlands
photograph by Victor Kouwenhoven
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The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all
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Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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imagine getting banned for saying what mikey way did to ian mckellen
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at like 2 in the morning on New Year's I reblogged the "I am going to succeed because I am crazy" picture and then immediately created a new page on my home screen JUST to house this quasi inspirational horse and FORGOT ABOUT IT until I accidentally over scrolled when trying to set an alarm and now I cannot pull it together wtf
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here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not
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RUSSELL CROWE as MAXIMUS MERIDIUS | Gladiator (2000) dir. Ridley Scott PEDRO PASCAL as MARCUS ACACIUS | Gladiator II (2024) dir. Ridley Scott PAUL MESCAL as LUCIUS VERUS | Gladiator II (2024) dir. Ridley Scott
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