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Mowgli (Маугли)

Soyuzmultfilm, 1967-1971

[eng sub]

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can you imagine plants on land in the precambrian like aw fuck yeah fish cant even eat us anymore this owns and then tictilak shows up

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me when I lie

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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Do They ID u to buy snacks

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Imaginative Scenes Vibrantly Expand in Shelley Aldrich’s Illustrated Tunnel Books

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Hot take but I really do think that some of y’all need to consider how/why/when/how often you’re making fun of straight people for being straight

I do it too, I’m not going to pretend I don’t make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever

But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived “crime” of being straight — all in queer environments where he is allegedly “completely welcome” and surrounded by “friends”

This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of y’all have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like you’ve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone who— actually —doesn’t deserve it

And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didn’t even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and that— well meaning or otherwise —I had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit

So, I dunno, I think maybe some of y’all should think about that too

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk

my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"

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I’m building her something

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I recently had a memory unlocked of pocket critters from the 90’s. It inspired me to design pocket CREATURES. Little manifestations that wizards equip to their potion bags/belts/etc. They are novelty magic items that sometimes cast silly spells. This particular pocket creature randomly cries rainbow tears. Super useful 👍✨

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT