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pigs! 🐷

aurora spudsters | bellzi | wild republic | ty pluffies | aurora | aurora miyoni 🐖 🐖 🐖

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Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

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basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

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New video, and I swear there’s a somewhat logical reason for my awfully impractical choice of materials. I held off on posting pictures of this till I had the video all finished because I feel like it’s funnier with context.

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TANGERRITORIAL

You are a wolf pack. Devour everyone else and be the last pack standing.

MATERIALS

One tangerine per player

Knowledge of scissors, paper, stone/rock, paper, scissors (henceforth referred to as SPS)

STEPS

1: Everyone peels their tangerine and chooses how to divide the segments:

1 piece = pup 2 pieces = wolf Fastest player steals a pup from any other player

2: Place your pups & wolves on the peel.

3: Slowest player starts. Covertly pick one pup/wolf and play SPS with another player. Win = eat the other player’s pup/wolf.

pup vs wolf, pup wins = pup survives pup vs wolf, wolf wins = pup dies pup vs pup, win = pup dies wolf vs wolf, win = wolf dies

4: After everyone has lost at least 3 pups/wolves, roles reverse. Time has passed; your pups are grown.

1 piece = new wolf 2 pieces = new pup

5: Repeat Step 2-4., switching wolf/pup pieces. Play until one player remains.

EXTRA

If you refer to a pup/wolf as anything, they die (e.g. can’t call it a tangerine/piece/slice, etc.). Eat it.

If any pups/wolves not in play fall off the peel, they die.

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First game I've ever made! Inspired by the ridiculous amount of tangerines I ate this month. It was going to be a warlord game at first but I realised I was overcomplicating things.

I thought about this the whole of November but waited until today to start writing. Finished it on the train to meet friends for dinner and I had so much fun figuring out the rules! Tangerritorial has not been playtested so I have no idea if it works or is any fun. If anyone happens to play this please let me know! tag me!

According to the wordcount check link, this is exactly 200 words. woo!!

EDIT: played this with my brother! short game, pretty fun. the last two tangerines in the fridge had brown spots so i peeled both first to check, skipping the 'fastest player picks...' thing. will probably try this with my friends next

200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

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Things suck right now. Who wants to join me in making paper crane chains? You don't need any special tools or artistic talent, it gives you something to do with your hands, and you end up with a pretty chain of paper cranes that you can either hang up, or throw away without feeling too wasteful. And if you do join me, post pictures in the reblogs! :)

Tools you will need: needle and thread, a pad of post-it notes, and sharpies/markers/crayons/etc. of your choice.

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this deserved its own post

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*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

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the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

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i am madly okay with you

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