She/herFormer resident of the DunesI don't do shit(Also this is just a joke blog run by demphix)
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the other kids had intense personal issues, which is why they came to mt ebbot. unlike me, who is fine.
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do not watch horror movies with kanako. she will shape shift into the monster horror and her other parts will think it is funny.
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I'm surprised you didn't even notice the formerly-missing-former-queen replied to your last post, honestly.
i’m gonna go drink and pass out at the counter again fuck this. did not need revelations today. and i didn’t even really have any. fuck.
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what in the sam fuck is a yuri n why do people keep talkin’ about it while hammered enough t’kill a man
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howdy welcome to the world’s worst episode of will it blend
today we’re not blending jack diddily shit we’re jus’ seein’ if drinkin’s gonna make the voice in tha back’a my head any quieter
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howdy welcome to the world’s worst episode of will it blend
today we’re not blending jack diddily shit we’re jus’ seein’ if drinkin’s gonna make the voice in tha back’a my head any quieter
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Off topic. Did you or did you not give my daughter alcohol
Is this true
um
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hey didi. whats that
Is this true
um
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Clover please drink water. Or at least a root beer or something
"dehydration?" um, if i want to go for a jog in broad swealterstonelight in my full cowboy outfit i simply will?
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He gave you a thumbs up 👍.
Hey axis I have a quation. Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
I THROW YOU IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN FOR BEING STUPID AT ME.
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They ate gunpowder and my week old leftovers in front of me when I tried to kill them.
Is bench quiche better or worse than the abandoned bench pancakes
also what is it with people leaving food in random places
the what
WHY. ARE FOLKS LEAVIN’ SO MUCH DAMN FOOD AROUND. WHAT.
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Absolutely NOT. I do not trust him on this site.
Okay. So maybe my security for my phone was not the best
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Okay. So maybe my security for my phone was not the best
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